25 Normal Things That Look SUS At Night

Toonacious Published 06/17/2022 in Funny

These ordinary things people from ASkReddit do during the day look suspicious and weird if done after nightfall. Let's take a look.

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1.
“Moving rugs into a van.”
2.
“Sun bathing.”
3.
“Cleaning the windows of the girls' dorm.”
4.
“Digging a deep hole in the ground.”
5.
“That one time Bart flew a kite at night, there was something unwholesome about it.”
6.
“I tend to be nocturnal, and I also love to garden. This often means I forget to water until 2 am. I let my neighbors know that I might be out there watering in the middle of the night, because they are elderly, and I don't want to give anyone a heart attack.”
7.
“Parking in the middle of an empty parking lot in the dark. I've done this so many times on long road trips and 50% of the time a cop or local will knock on my window. So I now have tape and a laminated piece of paper in my car that says: "I am not: A drug dealer or buyer, A burglar watching a store, Homeless, High or drunk.”
8.
“Playing Pokemon Go outdoors. Just standing at a spot, then slowly walking, then stopping again. Probably at a park since there's more activity there.”
9.
“Taking a suitcase to the trash, but I’ve done it. I’ve done everything at 3am.”
10.
“Getting a Knock on the door, if it’s that late it’s never for good.”
11.
“Asking your neighbor if they have some sugar because you're out.”
12.
“Taking out multiple trash bags.”
13.
“A kid Swinging on a swing at a playground singing a nursery rhyme.”
14.
“mowing the lawn.”
15.
“I have a relative who just likes to look out their living room window. so I’m gonna say that.”
16.
“Washing the car.”
17.
“I just took the cat poo out around 3am. To be blunt the cat poo bag is a hefty fella, so me, a six foot four-ish chunky dood hauling a big ass heavy trash bag across a parking lot, audibly struggling, and hefting the damn thing over into a dumpster looks pretty suspicious.”
18.
“Going to the bank.”
19.
“Playing tag or paintball.”
20.
“Laughing hysterically after watching a funny video. Bonus points if you're at a park. The idea that you can't easily be seen looking at your phone is what might be weird.”
21.
“Checking the mailbox.”
22.
“Cleaning the swimming pool.”
23.
“Parking a U-Haul van in front of the Russian embassy and walkkng away.”
24.
“Obviously, distributing balloons to passers-by. Bonus point if they are red and you are dressed as a clown.”
25.
“Taking a kid to a playground.”

1.
“Moving rugs into a van.”
2.
“Sun bathing.”
3.
“Cleaning the windows of the girls' dorm.”
4.
“Digging a deep hole in the ground.”
5.
“That one time Bart flew a kite at night, there was something unwholesome about it.”
6.
“I tend to be nocturnal, and I also love to garden. This often means I forget to water until 2 am. I let my neighbors know that I might be out there watering in the middle of the night, because they are elderly, and I don't want to give anyone a heart attack.”
7.
“Parking in the middle of an empty parking lot in the dark. I've done this so many times on long road trips and 50% of the time a cop or local will knock on my window. So I now have tape and a laminated piece of paper in my car that says: "I am not: A drug dealer or buyer, A burglar watching a store, Homeless, High or drunk.”
8.
“Playing Pokemon Go outdoors. Just standing at a spot, then slowly walking, then stopping again. Probably at a park since there's more activity there.”
9.
“Taking a suitcase to the trash, but I’ve done it. I’ve done everything at 3am.”
10.
“Getting a Knock on the door, if it’s that late it’s never for good.”
11.
“Asking your neighbor if they have some sugar because you're out.”
12.
“Taking out multiple trash bags.”
13.
“A kid Swinging on a swing at a playground singing a nursery rhyme.”
14.
“mowing the lawn.”
15.
“I have a relative who just likes to look out their living room window. so I’m gonna say that.”
16.
“Washing the car.”
17.
“I just took the cat poo out around 3am. To be blunt the cat poo bag is a hefty fella, so me, a six foot four-ish chunky dood hauling a big ass heavy trash bag across a parking lot, audibly struggling, and hefting the damn thing over into a dumpster looks pretty suspicious.”
18.
“Going to the bank.”
19.
“Playing tag or paintball.”
20.
“Laughing hysterically after watching a funny video. Bonus points if you're at a park. The idea that you can't easily be seen looking at your phone is what might be weird.”
21.
“Checking the mailbox.”
22.
“Cleaning the swimming pool.”
23.
“Parking a U-Haul van in front of the Russian embassy and walkkng away.”
24.
“Obviously, distributing balloons to passers-by. Bonus point if they are red and you are dressed as a clown.”
25.
“Taking a kid to a playground.”