25 Real Companies With Unfortunate Yet Hilarious Names

Toonacious Published 11/23/2021 in Funny

Before you say, 'eBaum's' has an unusual name, Take a look at these. Not sure if these businesses were being too creative or just overlooked their names during the registration process.

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"penisland.net, You come to Pen Island, where we are passionate about creating the exact pen you want, a pen that is as unique as you are." - Barnfire
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"Frying Nemo" - Monustor
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"Here in Detroit we have a company called Fenkell Automotive Group. Their logo is just F.A.G. Huge sign on the road." - wade_garrettt
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"BJ Services" - yabunsandthighs
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"There's a small drive thru hotdog stand where I'm from called the speedy weenie." - ejea12
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"Get your canine groomed at Doggy Style!" - Engetarist
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"Italy has "Fap" busses. "Fapping" is also US slang for (male) masturbation." - humdrumturducken
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"The oilfield has some good ones. Hole Opener Corporation comes immediately to mind." - ouachiski
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"A German coach-tour company called Fücker. Except they stylized the umlaut so it doesn't even look like it's there." - MrLuxarina
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"I saw one once named camel towing." - 96ewok
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"Jurassic Pork big meat vendor" - Back2Bach
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"Eaton siemens" - bumponius"I work here. The jokes become tiresome." - HairyPewter
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"The workers at Cummins also probably get tired of jokes." - bcnewell88
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"Via Grafix, Showed up in my browser history as viagrafix.com." - Electrical-Minute-22
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"They used to have another name, but everyone kept calling them on the phone asking if they were the ones with the “big ass fans”. So they changed the name." - BobSacramanto
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"In my region we have a holding company called YMI. They have several divisions, YMI Logging, YMI Trucking. Lol" - beardedliberal
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"Stool Bus septic services" - Thirty_Helens_Agree
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"I love that little bimbo bear" - projectkennedymonkey
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"Elevator company in Australia called Schindler's Lift" - FatMaverik
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"Assman Corporation. It's out of Garrett, IN." - ImANuckleChut
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"Kum & Go, I feel this is self-explanatory." - xxplodingboy
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"Schiit audio. Pronounced exactly how you think it is" - lil_toke_partduex
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"Analtech, Where it's located: Newark, Delaware,What it does: Manufacturer of thin layer chromatography plates.How it got its name: Portmanteau of the words "analytical" and "technology."About: Analtech distributes its products to more than 40 countries and 6 continents." - CnCorange
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"Juan in a Million. Wok & Roll. Curl up and Dye. Master Bait & Tackles. Blow Bros. Slocum" - t8tertot5318008
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"I still like The Boring Company." - Thirdarm420

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"penisland.net, You come to Pen Island, where we are passionate about creating the exact pen you want, a pen that is as unique as you are." - Barnfire
2.
"Frying Nemo" - Monustor
3.
"Here in Detroit we have a company called Fenkell Automotive Group. Their logo is just F.A.G. Huge sign on the road." - wade_garrettt
4.
"BJ Services" - yabunsandthighs
5.
"There's a small drive thru hotdog stand where I'm from called the speedy weenie." - ejea12
6.
"Get your canine groomed at Doggy Style!" - Engetarist
7.
"Italy has "Fap" busses. "Fapping" is also US slang for (male) masturbation." - humdrumturducken
8.
"The oilfield has some good ones. Hole Opener Corporation comes immediately to mind." - ouachiski
9.
"A German coach-tour company called Fücker. Except they stylized the umlaut so it doesn't even look like it's there." - MrLuxarina
10.
"I saw one once named camel towing." - 96ewok
11.
"Jurassic Pork big meat vendor" - Back2Bach
12.
"Eaton siemens" - bumponius"I work here. The jokes become tiresome." - HairyPewter
13.
"The workers at Cummins also probably get tired of jokes." - bcnewell88
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"Via Grafix, Showed up in my browser history as viagrafix.com." - Electrical-Minute-22
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"They used to have another name, but everyone kept calling them on the phone asking if they were the ones with the “big ass fans”. So they changed the name." - BobSacramanto
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"In my region we have a holding company called YMI. They have several divisions, YMI Logging, YMI Trucking. Lol" - beardedliberal
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"Stool Bus septic services" - Thirty_Helens_Agree
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"I love that little bimbo bear" - projectkennedymonkey
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"Elevator company in Australia called Schindler's Lift" - FatMaverik
20.
"Assman Corporation. It's out of Garrett, IN." - ImANuckleChut
21.
"Kum & Go, I feel this is self-explanatory." - xxplodingboy
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"Schiit audio. Pronounced exactly how you think it is" - lil_toke_partduex
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"Analtech, Where it's located: Newark, Delaware,What it does: Manufacturer of thin layer chromatography plates.How it got its name: Portmanteau of the words "analytical" and "technology."About: Analtech distributes its products to more than 40 countries and 6 continents." - CnCorange
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"Juan in a Million. Wok & Roll. Curl up and Dye. Master Bait & Tackles. Blow Bros. Slocum" - t8tertot5318008
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"I still like The Boring Company." - Thirdarm420

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1. "penisland.net, You come to Pen Island, where we are passionate about creating the exact pen you want, a pen that is as unique as you are." - Barnfire

2. "Frying Nemo" - Monustor

3. "Here in Detroit we have a company called Fenkell Automotive Group. Their logo is just F.A.G. Huge sign on the road." - wade_garrettt

4. "BJ Services" - yabunsandthighs

5. "There's a small drive thru hotdog stand where I'm from called the speedy weenie." - ejea12

6. "Get your canine groomed at Doggy Style!" - Engetarist

7. "Italy has "Fap" busses. "Fapping" is also US slang for (male) masturbation." - humdrumturducken

8. "The oilfield has some good ones. Hole Opener Corporation comes immediately to mind." - ouachiski

9. "A German coach-tour company called Fücker. Except they stylized the umlaut so it doesn't even look like it's there." - MrLuxarina

10. "I saw one once named camel towing." - 96ewok

11. "Jurassic Pork big meat vendor" - Back2Bach

12. "Eaton siemens" - bumponius"I work here. The jokes become tiresome." - HairyPewter

13. "The workers at Cummins also probably get tired of jokes." - bcnewell88

14. "Via Grafix, Showed up in my browser history as viagrafix.com." - Electrical-Minute-22

15. "They used to have another name, but everyone kept calling them on the phone asking if they were the ones with the “big ass fans”. So they changed the name." - BobSacramanto

16. "In my region we have a holding company called YMI. They have several divisions, YMI Logging, YMI Trucking. Lol" - beardedliberal

17. "Stool Bus septic services" - Thirty_Helens_Agree

18. "I love that little bimbo bear" - projectkennedymonkey

19. "Elevator company in Australia called Schindler's Lift" - FatMaverik

20. "Assman Corporation. It's out of Garrett, IN." - ImANuckleChut

21. "Kum & Go, I feel this is self-explanatory." - xxplodingboy

22. "Schiit audio. Pronounced exactly how you think it is" - lil_toke_partduex

23. "Analtech, Where it's located: Newark, Delaware,What it does: Manufacturer of thin layer chromatography plates.How it got its name: Portmanteau of the words "analytical" and "technology."About: Analtech distributes its products to more than 40 countries and 6 continents." - CnCorange

24. "Juan in a Million. Wok & Roll. Curl up and Dye. Master Bait & Tackles. Blow Bros. Slocum" - t8tertot5318008

25. "I still like The Boring Company." - Thirdarm420

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1.
"penisland.net, You come to Pen Island, where we are passionate about creating the exact pen you want, a pen that is as unique as you are." - Barnfire

2.
"Frying Nemo" - Monustor

3.
"Here in Detroit we have a company called Fenkell Automotive Group. Their logo is just F.A.G. Huge sign on the road." - wade_garrettt

4.
"BJ Services" - yabunsandthighs

5.
"There's a small drive thru hotdog stand where I'm from called the speedy weenie." - ejea12

6.
"Get your canine groomed at Doggy Style!" - Engetarist

7.
"Italy has "Fap" busses. "Fapping" is also US slang for (male) masturbation." - humdrumturducken

8.
"The oilfield has some good ones. Hole Opener Corporation comes immediately to mind." - ouachiski

9.
"A German coach-tour company called Fücker. Except they stylized the umlaut so it doesn't even look like it's there." - MrLuxarina

10.
"I saw one once named camel towing." - 96ewok

11.
"Jurassic Pork big meat vendor" - Back2Bach

12.
"Eaton siemens" - bumponius"I work here. The jokes become tiresome." - HairyPewter

13.
"The workers at Cummins also probably get tired of jokes." - bcnewell88

14.
"Via Grafix, Showed up in my browser history as viagrafix.com." - Electrical-Minute-22

15.
"They used to have another name, but everyone kept calling them on the phone asking if they were the ones with the “big ass fans”. So they changed the name." - BobSacramanto

16.
"In my region we have a holding company called YMI. They have several divisions, YMI Logging, YMI Trucking. Lol" - beardedliberal

17.
"Stool Bus septic services" - Thirty_Helens_Agree

18.
"I love that little bimbo bear" - projectkennedymonkey

19.
"Elevator company in Australia called Schindler's Lift" - FatMaverik

20.
"Assman Corporation. It's out of Garrett, IN." - ImANuckleChut

21.
"Kum & Go, I feel this is self-explanatory." - xxplodingboy

22.
"Schiit audio. Pronounced exactly how you think it is" - lil_toke_partduex

23.
"Analtech, Where it's located: Newark, Delaware,What it does: Manufacturer of thin layer chromatography plates.How it got its name: Portmanteau of the words "analytical" and "technology."About: Analtech distributes its products to more than 40 countries and 6 continents." - CnCorange

24.
"Juan in a Million. Wok & Roll. Curl up and Dye. Master Bait & Tackles. Blow Bros. Slocum" - t8tertot5318008

25.
"I still like The Boring Company." - Thirdarm420