“It took me four days to do this puzzle, on the way to put it in my room I fell because of my slipper which got stuck in the edge of my staircase.”

“TIL that 3 mins is too long to microwave milk.”

“I just witnessed this failure at my local grocery store.”

"I offer this unlucky NE plate.”

“I don’t think I had to wash that.”

“Pricey chew toy.”

“It was windy in Los Angeles today.”

“I rolled down the wrong window when I was paying for a car wash, and then I forgot to roll it up.”

“Amazon speedy delivery, right to your living room.”

“Four more deliveries to go.”

“5yo opened the perler beads upside down.”

“That’s an unfortunate lighting outage…”

“We left 7 months ago. Came back to this. Upstairs neighbor had a leak and never fixed it.”

“My pizza stone cracked after 12 years of use.”

“Heavy snowfall and sub-zero temperatures here in Ireland. The temperature differential between in and outside caused the glass in my front door to shatter.”

“GF and I have COVID. Heater went out, technician can’t come out due to quarantine. Decided to try and fix it myself. Tripped over a pipe and fell through the ceiling. Anyone need a handyman?”

“This is my car. I live in northern Norway.”

“I’m allowed one cheat meal every two weeks. This is how my pizza I’d been anticipating for 14 days arrived.”

“Apparently my window couldn't handle the cold and heavy snow.”

“Today’s my birthday. No one could make it over for pizza and games, the power went out and I twisted my ankle because I couldn’t see coming down the stairs. It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!”

“When you’ve been looking forward to a reese’s all day but then you open one up and find a worm in it.”

“Poured this all over my Chinese then realized it wasn’t soy sauce.”

“My living room has had a slight freezing cold draft all winter. Looks like I found it.”

“Shower door randomly exploded at 1 am this morning giving me and the dogs the fright of our lives.”

“Sink attached to toilet, forming a perfect slide.”