“Booked a cheap hotel with a friend. The pictures on the booking website never showed the toilet and the bed in the same picture.”

“Our gym has been promising us a new gym with a running track. After an 8-month delay, we finally got the ’track.’”

“The ATM took my card then just shut down.”

“My 5-year-old independently read 50 books. Took all year. I present to you the ‘50 book reward’ from his primary school.”

“Some random person parked their car in our private driveway because the street was full.”

“My puppy chewed up my hand-carved coffee table I had shipped from Japan.”

"Get a cat they said. It’ll be fun they said."

“I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off — with a pen, on paper — that I’m not a robot.”

“My partner’s ’vegan’ breakfast.”

“Got new cargo shorts and accidentally sat on a stool that my sister was cleaning with bleach.”

“My mother said I didn’t give her an outfit for my daughter to wear at her house. She had to use a different outfit because these are boy’s shorts.”

“Paid extra for a window seat on a plane so I could see everything.”

“My little brother was trying to move today. Geez.”

“A neighbor was house sitting for my cat while I was away. She has a dog. I told her the dog wasn’t allowed in my house.”

“Yes that’s my car, no I don’t have a cat!”

“My new bathroom tiles are designed to always look dirty.”

“My view for most of my 3-hour flight.”

“Family said they got my favorite birthday cake. This is at like 5 a.m. on my birthday. Why?”

“This sign has been on this elevator for almost 3 years.”

“My friend and I rode a ferry today.”

“My 12-year-old cousin using her PS5 as a glorified extension cord.”

“My landlord entered my apartment without notice to tell me to clean my lint trap”

Juice to foam ratio

“My mother-in-law cut my son’s hair without asking.”

“I put up a fence to keep my thieving and incredibly nosy neighbor out. He then puts up a camera so that he can look in.”

“Girlfriend was helping cut my hair, she was doing a fantastic job until I heard a gasp.”