29 Times People Got a Sign the Universe Hates Them

Nathan Johnson Published 10/09/2023 in Funny

Life really can be cruel sometimes. One day you're on top of the world, and then the next day you find yourself in a Toyota Yaris at the bottom of a canyon with a squirrel on your lap saying "Don't do anything crazy now!"

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When common sense isn't so common.
2.
Well, guess i'm taking an uber or the bus.
3.
Grabbed the wrong one and now all of my chocolate chip cookies taste weird.
4.
Pulled this out of my mouth while eating my sandwich…felt like a popcorn hull until it started wiggling.
5.
Somebody sank their water Ferrari and just left it.
6.
Well s**t.
7.
"Found my car like this when I took a break at work."
8.
"My husband made the perfect nachos"
9.
"Just bought this underwater protective case in Thailand and went swimming with it."
10.
"How my new license plate was delivered by FedEx. 1 day late."
11.
"I forgot to add something important to my morning coffee"
12.
"1st attempt at smoking a brisket - Happy Mother's Day!"
13.
"Today I learned that a coffee pot can explode."
14.
"Finally have time to go to the beach and..."
15.
When a windy day exposes your secret.
16.
"Someone hit my car and painted it with house paint."
17.
"I was looking forward to moving to the empty window seat"
18.
"My mom forgot to roll up her passenger window in the car wash"
19.
"I’ve dropped a lot of plates in my 43 years on earth. But I’ve never seen one get obliterated so absolutely."
20.
"My kid got a box of onions instead of nuggets in his happy meal"
21.
"Where my sunglasses have been hiding for 2 weeks."
22.
"I guess I will eat dirty sink pasta"
23.
"My wife was in shock when she received this $9 sandwich this afternoon…"
24.
"Love biting into my mostly hollow doughnut."
25.
"Had a decent day drinking and fishing"
26.
"The chocolates stayed in the back of the car for an entire day."
27.
"Nothing like dropping all your sockets in the street"
28.
29.
Not just how the heck... but what the heck?!

1.
When common sense isn't so common.
2.
Well, guess i'm taking an uber or the bus.
3.
Grabbed the wrong one and now all of my chocolate chip cookies taste weird.
4.
Pulled this out of my mouth while eating my sandwich…felt like a popcorn hull until it started wiggling.
5.
Somebody sank their water Ferrari and just left it.
6.
Well s**t.
7.
"Found my car like this when I took a break at work."
8.
"My husband made the perfect nachos"
9.
"Just bought this underwater protective case in Thailand and went swimming with it."
10.
"How my new license plate was delivered by FedEx. 1 day late."
11.
"I forgot to add something important to my morning coffee"
12.
"1st attempt at smoking a brisket - Happy Mother's Day!"
13.
"Today I learned that a coffee pot can explode."
14.
"Finally have time to go to the beach and..."
15.
When a windy day exposes your secret.
16.
"Someone hit my car and painted it with house paint."
17.
"I was looking forward to moving to the empty window seat"
18.
"My mom forgot to roll up her passenger window in the car wash"
19.
"I’ve dropped a lot of plates in my 43 years on earth. But I’ve never seen one get obliterated so absolutely."
20.
"My kid got a box of onions instead of nuggets in his happy meal"
21.
"Where my sunglasses have been hiding for 2 weeks."
22.
"I guess I will eat dirty sink pasta"
23.
"My wife was in shock when she received this $9 sandwich this afternoon…"
24.
"Love biting into my mostly hollow doughnut."
25.
"Had a decent day drinking and fishing"
26.
"The chocolates stayed in the back of the car for an entire day."
27.
"Nothing like dropping all your sockets in the street"
28.
29.
Not just how the heck... but what the heck?!