30 Everyday Annoyances We'd Like to Return to the Maker of the Universe

Nathan Johnson Published 09/28/2021 in ouch

Overall, as long as you've got the bottom portion of Mazlow's pyramid covered (food, safety, health), life can be pretty good. But even a net-positive life isn't free of any hiccups -- Lord, no. There's always going to be something that grinds your gears. That said, if the worst things you have to deal with on a daily basis are hangnails and smacking yourself in the face with your phone while fighting against sleep, you're in pretty good shape.

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Trying to click x on an ad but actually clicking on the ad and it redirects you to the play store
2.
When you wake up in the middle of the night and you want to go back to sleep but you have to pee
3.
Getting asked to get up for something the moment you sat down.
4.
Mosquitoes
5.
Biting your cheek while eating ruins even the best meal.
6.
being sleepy, getting into bed, then being awake
7.
That moment when something's stuck in between your teeth and your tongue can locate it just fine, but your fingers or a toothpick can't...
8.
Cancer
9.
The two ads on YouTube that are long enough to be annoying, but aren’t long enough to be skipped.
10.
When your pocket or belt loop snags on the door handle.
11.
Stickers that peel off easily 80% of the way, but leave behind 20% that are bonded to the surface of the object for life.
12.
Corrupt Politicians getting away with crime
13.
Traffic
14.
Looking at your cell phone in bed and then dropping it on your face.
15.
When you have that little bit of skin hanging off your finger that you end up ripping it off to your elbow
16.
When you rip a paper towel off and that little corner doesn’t come with and stays on the next paper towel. I think we can all agree that we hate that.
17.
Tooth pain
18.
When you turn your neck a weird way and it starts hurting
19.
Being told “We need to talk later” Why did you give me the notification? Now I’m gonna be riddled with anxiety until we talk. You could’ve just said nothing.
20.
The almost-sneeze.
21.
Cold spots in food after heating it up for four minutes.
22.
Mini stones that get inside your shoes
23.
Accidentally breathing water through your nose
24.
Sinus infections
25.
low speed internet
26.
When you think the hot drink has cooled enough to drink, but then you find out you were wrong, so wrong.
27.
Wearing wet socks. I legitimately hate my entire existence if I get caught in the rain and get my shoes and socks wet.
28.
The spot you get on your face that turns up just in time for your big night out, and its one of those that doesn't get a head on, it just sits there looking red and angry.
29.
Diarrhea.

1.
Trying to click x on an ad but actually clicking on the ad and it redirects you to the play store
2.
When you wake up in the middle of the night and you want to go back to sleep but you have to pee
3.
Getting asked to get up for something the moment you sat down.
4.
Mosquitoes
5.
Biting your cheek while eating ruins even the best meal.
6.
being sleepy, getting into bed, then being awake
7.
That moment when something's stuck in between your teeth and your tongue can locate it just fine, but your fingers or a toothpick can't...
8.
Cancer
9.
The two ads on YouTube that are long enough to be annoying, but aren’t long enough to be skipped.
10.
When your pocket or belt loop snags on the door handle.
11.
Stickers that peel off easily 80% of the way, but leave behind 20% that are bonded to the surface of the object for life.
12.
Corrupt Politicians getting away with crime
13.
Traffic
14.
Looking at your cell phone in bed and then dropping it on your face.
15.
When you have that little bit of skin hanging off your finger that you end up ripping it off to your elbow
16.
When you rip a paper towel off and that little corner doesn’t come with and stays on the next paper towel. I think we can all agree that we hate that.
17.
Tooth pain
18.
When you turn your neck a weird way and it starts hurting
19.
Being told “We need to talk later” Why did you give me the notification? Now I’m gonna be riddled with anxiety until we talk. You could’ve just said nothing.
20.
The almost-sneeze.
21.
Cold spots in food after heating it up for four minutes.
22.
Mini stones that get inside your shoes
23.
Accidentally breathing water through your nose
24.
Sinus infections
25.
low speed internet
26.
When you think the hot drink has cooled enough to drink, but then you find out you were wrong, so wrong.
27.
Wearing wet socks. I legitimately hate my entire existence if I get caught in the rain and get my shoes and socks wet.
28.
The spot you get on your face that turns up just in time for your big night out, and its one of those that doesn't get a head on, it just sits there looking red and angry.
29.
Diarrhea.