Top Tweets from some random funny people.

A few of the folks featured here are legit comedians, but the majority are just everyday people having a good day and thinking up clever stuff.

These jokes are topical but none of them are overly political, so feel free to share them with your family or even that creepy guy who hangs out in the Stop-N-Shop bathroom selling discount paper towels.

Heck, one or two of these Tweets may have even been written by that weird dude in the bathroom, so the next time you go in there, give him a high five to show him some respect.

Then wash your hands because that man is nasty. For more hilarity, click here.