The Funniest and Dankest Tweets of the Week

Kenneth Coo Published 07/14/2022 in Funny

If there is one thing that Twitter takes seriously, it's closing around. Which is why we keep going back, day in and day out, for all the laughs the sick minds of Twitter give us.

Our days wouldn't be the same without the jokes we find while scrolling through the endless slog of boring news and television reviews.

So put the day on pause and dive into a fresh batch of funny tweets from the sharp minds of Twitter.

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Imagine if this was your recurring nightmare and every night you have to give penguins haircuts and each time you ruin them. Can you imagine the guilt you'd feel?
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This Tweet might be years too late but the sentiment remains as true as ever.
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This is a stereotype that we can't let go unchecked. Not a dorks smell bad. The slander needs to stop.
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This man really is living through his own recreation of, 'Good Luck Chuck.' You hate to see it.
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I have to object to this. Talking on the phone is great and if you text me more than once a day I will block you.
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The amount of content that this single sheet has created is truly astonishing. One man cheated on his wife years ago and still, people use his welcome home sign as content. Brilliant.
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Imagine if this was your recurring nightmare and every night you have to give penguins haircuts and each time you ruin them. Can you imagine the guilt you'd feel?
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This Tweet might be years too late but the sentiment remains as true as ever.
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This is a stereotype that we can't let go unchecked. Not a dorks smell bad. The slander needs to stop.
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This man really is living through his own recreation of, 'Good Luck Chuck.' You hate to see it.
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I have to object to this. Talking on the phone is great and if you text me more than once a day I will block you.
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The amount of content that this single sheet has created is truly astonishing. One man cheated on his wife years ago and still, people use his welcome home sign as content. Brilliant.
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funniest tweets - - - K Thread You Retweeted ghoul Had a dream I was givin a penguin a line up and I fu ked that s'it all the way up 71022 Twitter for iPhone 2,905 123 Quote Tweets ghoul . 1d Walked out that mf lookin crazy I feel bad 91 31 1,656 1

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1. Imagine if this was your recurring nightmare and every night you have to give penguins haircuts and each time you ruin them. Can you imagine the guilt you'd feel?

2. This Tweet might be years too late but the sentiment remains as true as ever.

3. This is a stereotype that we can't let go unchecked. Not a dorks smell bad. The slander needs to stop.

4. This man really is living through his own recreation of, 'Good Luck Chuck.' You hate to see it.

5. I have to object to this. Talking on the phone is great and if you text me more than once a day I will block you.

6. The amount of content that this single sheet has created is truly astonishing. One man cheated on his wife years ago and still, people use his welcome home sign as content. Brilliant.

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Imagine if this was your recurring nightmare and every night you have to give penguins haircuts and each time you ruin them. Can you imagine the guilt you'd feel?

2.
This Tweet might be years too late but the sentiment remains as true as ever.

3.
This is a stereotype that we can't let go unchecked. Not a dorks smell bad. The slander needs to stop.

4.
This man really is living through his own recreation of, 'Good Luck Chuck.' You hate to see it.

5.
I have to object to this. Talking on the phone is great and if you text me more than once a day I will block you.

6.
The amount of content that this single sheet has created is truly astonishing. One man cheated on his wife years ago and still, people use his welcome home sign as content. Brilliant.