Looks don’t matter – it's all about what’s inside. Specifically, what’s inside your wallet.

If you’re ugly you can just straight up buy a new face now. Plastic surgery has advanced so far, old people are purchasing youth, dudes who had no jawline have perfectly square Minecraft heads, and now everyone can have a perfectly thin, creepy Michael Jackson nose.

Skip consuming all the microplastics and just shove a ton of it into your face.