I broke up with a pretty hot girl when I was younger because she didn’t swing her arms when she walked. It just looked weird and reminded me of a gorilla. Really stupid reason I know, but it just looked so stupid and I couldn’t overcome it.

Chews with their mouth open.

I can't date anyone with lip injections. It felt super unnatural kissing her. Like kissing a baboon with rigor mortis.

“‘cUs sHe TeXteD LiKe dIs! :):):):) :p:p:p:p =))))))”

If they're super into Disney stuff, it creeps me out for some reason.

Into star signs and the like. To the point of being reminded what sign you are which somehow has an effect of who you and your personality traits lol

My wife once told me she couldn't be with someone who wasn't around the same level of intelligence as she. I have no idea how I'm going to keep it a secret that I'm a f*****g idiot the rest of our lives.

I instantly noped out of an otherwise fine blind date when she ordered apple juice - off menu - at a fancy restaurant. 19-year-old me only knew apple juice as a toddler's drink, and I just couldn't get past it. I'm no longer that petty. But I did make the mistake of mentioning this to my wife once, many years ago. And she now makes a habit of ordering apple juice whenever we're at a fancy restaurant, just to see if I squirm.

I had a guy break up with me in high school because God told him to… I was like uh okay guess I can’t argue with that one.

I almost broke up with a girl when she was trying to be seductive and yanked my book out of my hand and closed it losing my spot.

People that like to “debate” too much. I’m all for having your own opinion but when someone thinks they have to be the devil’s advocate constantly? No thanks.

They pronounce the word "expresso" when they mean "espresso", or "expecially" instead of "especially."

She insisted on hanging out at home. She lived with like 6 people, and they always had friends over. I felt like a bf extra on Friends or Seinfeld.

She ate pizza with her hands.No, not like you think. She would scoop up the toppings in a messy pile and like a animal, claw them up and eat them then rip the bread and eat it.We were at a fancy italian place and I got horrified.

She talks to people like they're a hundred meter away from her.

Ended things with a guy over various other reasons, but the most annoying was how many times he told me that "He'd leave me for Miranda Lambert in a heart beat". Which okay, I get it some people have a 'list' of celebrities they'd leave their S/O over, mostly as a joke. But this was like everyday, just randomly said not related to the conversations we were having at the time, and he meant it. He made sure I understood that if for some god forsaken reason Miranda Lambert walked in through the front door, I was gone.

Live, laugh, love style home decor.

If their Instagram is nothing but selfies, especially if they’re striking the same pose in every shot. I had a match like that and it honestly creeped me out.

She had the same name as my mom.

She did that thing with her voice where every sentence she said ended with a question mark. Follow-up: Since so many people have asked, she was not Australian. She's American.

She said i drove slow on our date. She likes men that live "dangerously" It snowed heavily while we were at a fancy dinner. I was in my father's car because I had just gotten back from Iraq. She called me a week later, I said I need a woman that is more down to earth.

He ate with closed fists around his utensils like a toddler and his face right up to his food like someone was going to steal it.

I dated a guy and he pulled out Sudafed nasal spray. Said he had bad sinuses. I too had Sudafed and bad sinuses. Decided to cut it short so as to not breed the chronic rhinitis.

He wore fake glasses and didn't like vegetables.

She had the same first name and last name as my grandpa.

White spittle gathering at the edge of the mouth. I can forgive or overlook a lot of things, but that’s an instant turnoff. Edit: Every day is a school day! Apparently this can be a sign of dehydration or linked to another condition I’ve seen called Angular Cheilitis.

My grandparents were very southern. When I was a kid, I spent the night at their house and heard them…wrestling. I heard my grandpa say my grandma’s name, Sarah, but with his accent he said “Ooh Say-ruh!” I met a girl named Sarah who was also southern. When she introduced herself as “Say-ruh” I had to nope out. It just gave me the heebie jeebies.

Only went on one date but he named his cat Creamy, and the way he said it grossed me out.

She didn't like museums.

They are deathly allergic to nuts. The idea of never having Nutella or Snickers again- or risk killing my partner with a kiss- is too much.

Loud person. No. I hate it.

If they have the same name as either of my brothers or my dad lol, no.

Friends with voices that annoy me.

My boss's daughter's ex bf broke up with her because they had a Dyson and he said he wouldn't be able to keep up with her extravagant lifestyle.

Inability to form a coherent sentence in text

Wasn't my pettiness, but a girl I went on a few dates with wouldn't date me because she wanted to be the "artistic" one in the relationship and she was worried that me being a musician would spoil that for her. Edit: wasn’t real deep into it, it was just a couple of dates. I don’t feel negatively toward her. She was a nice enough person lol. Also, music isn’t my career, more of a passionate hobby. I work in IT by day.

She had the feminine version of my name and that’s just too cutesy.

Minions. Really hit it off and couldn’t look past the love of minions. Can’t stand em.

Her favourite song was "The Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran.