Shake up the neighborhood and get those old ladies who snoop too much something to fume over Name it after the nosiest, loudest mouth and When she mentions it's inappropriate, let the name slip.

For the person who collects Star Wars stuff, because let's face it, they already have everything else and they can use it to burn Star Trek gear that they have been given by mistake over the years.

They make all inclusive dolls, so why leave the pets out? Help them feel good about themselves As a second use, if your company has a no pet policy, you can cuddle the pillow of you pet.

For those mornings when you get out of bed and you are just so torn- do I shower or do I have coffee? I can't decide! Life is rough!!! Now you can do BOTH, yall. It's okay! The world is going to be aight.

Be sure to have this tucked in your pocket when you answer the door in response the the nosy neighbor and garden gnome in #1

It's almost Christmas, if you ask someone what they want and they just won't give you any ideas, teach them a lesson and get them a yodeling pickle. If you are still in school, buy one and keep it in your bag, press the button at random intervals during each class

Ladies, do YOU have a guy who just won't leave you alone? One who's always trying to get in your panties? Send him a word of warning with some praying mantis eggs and a card for a date on Friday night.

Perfect when you ask someone what they want for their birthdays and they say, "Nothing"

Can't get a date? How about a pizza dress? It'll leave them drooling.

Discount for people in certain parts of Canada and Alaska.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. HOWEVER, if you can manage to shoot that tooth pick directly between your friend's front teeth, you may have a new viral idea.

I am just not sure why someone would want the solar system and stars shining on their nude bodies, but if that gives you jollies then this is for you!

Not recommended on planes or outside of banks.

Tired of people saying "You poured more in her cup!!" then this is for you. Might be a great tool for parents.

Because nothing says narcissism quite on this level. Oh and hey you could get a plethora created and give them as Christmas gifts for the person who says they don't know what they want.

This is so creepy on so many levels I don't know how to respond. But if you have that friend with an aging pet who is already wallowing in the future fate of their pet's shorter life span, perhaps this will comfort them.

Yeah I'm sure the dog is just happy with this. Now can you imagine trying to explain to the onlookers why you are standing at your dog's butt ripping a bag off???

What goes down in your backyard stays in your backyard (unless you snapchat it)

Okay now this is brilliant. Buy these.

The clever company who created this marketing has my attention

What a way to introduce yourself to the new neighborhood.

Skating in socks is fun! Buy a bunch and keep them at your door for when guests take off their shoes. Now you can put them to work

This person is brilliant.