People giving out edible pot for Halloween. Can guarantee that no stoner is gonna give those away for free-u/painfully--average

According to my suburban NextDoor feed, apparently, there are gunshots going off all day every day

Satanists out sacrificing -u/finding_harmony

People complaining about people complaining about something, but it's just one guy on Twitter. Or someone they entirely made up....-u/crap_whats_not_taken

I was bullied relentlessly in elementary school. But it took me longer to realize it than it should have because no one ever demanded my lunch money.-u/MFWicantusername

Being from Florida, the amount of people that think I have to fight off gators daily. Lol-u/kaybee666

The frequency of dangerous Australian animals. Like yes, they are there, but not really at the same time.-u/RainbowPoopicorn

The danger of the Bermuda Triangle. I honestly thought it would be a regular threat in my adult life when they kept talking about it while I was young.-u/InvisibleMe21

Your souffle not holding up.... I always thought that this was gonna be an actual problem as an adult. Still have yet to make a single souffle at 33...-u/Flaky_Sandwich9353

When I was a kid, I was led to believe being able to tell fool's gold from real gold would be a much more important skill than it actually was.-u/Lucky_Bluebird_4086

Old cartoons be like: quicksand-u/PM_ME_YOUR_HUGS

Not Being allowed to say, "Merry Christmas"-u/MikoSkyns

KidnappersI Remember thinking through hundreds of scenarios on how I would thwart their attempts to take me. It's kind of messed up but I remember being bummed I didn't get to scream like a banshee in the middle of a store lol This was as a naive kid, like all kids who want to be badass, now as a reasonable adult, I'm glad I never had to-u/Tamahii

Pretty much any social-political issue that’s on the news-u/sagieday

Men pretending to be women to get into women's bathrooms.-u/Mortlach78

People throwing tantrums over being accidentally misgendered. The way it’s talked about on Reddit, you’d think that everyone gets yelled at by at least four non-binary people a day.-u/ARACHN0_C0MMUNISM

Being too _____ to be in a relationship. As a heavy-set woman, I've found there are plenty of people willing to date you as long as you have confidence.I hear people complain all the time, "I'm too short" "I'm too tall" "I'm too fat" "I'm too poor" GET OUT OF YOUR OWN HEADS PEOPLE! If I had a million dollars, I'd bet it all that someone out there is willing to do the horizontal tango with you.-u/Chombie_Mazing

Getting the flu. Most of the time people just have a cold. Or any number of other respiratory viruses. But for some reason, everyone always thinks it's the flu.-u/Zookeepered

'Feminists' that want to kill all men. Just a way for misogynists to strawman feminism-u/gavinxylock

"10 years old me thinking we'd need to know how to 'stop drop and roll' a lot more in life. -u/YeahILiftBro"