And so the battle begins...

Rationing peanuts on planes is great training for rationing food in the wild.

In fact, a meal made in the wild might be better than most plane dinners.

The thing about reclining your chair on a plane is you can't.

If only the "delete your neighbor" button was an actual thing.

Plane pillows...they help soooooo much.

And 'plane breath' is pretty much the work of the devil.

We've all wondered it at some point - why do baby's always get special treatment??

Don't ever reach to the bottom of the chair pouch. You don't know what evil lurks down there...

We all set out with reading goals...and then fall drastically short of them.

Airports really need to stop weaponizing their hand dryers...

And it'd be nice if they started carrying toothpicks too.

After a while, on an 8-hour flight, the sleep deprivation starts to get to you.

Like, really get to you. But all is made right when you see your glorious luggage intact.