Godzilla vs Kong is Too Big to Fail
In 20 years, Godzilla will be the size of Rhode Island and King Kong, the size of NYC.
Published 4 years ago in Funny
In 20 years, Godzilla will be the size of Rhode Island and King Kong, the size of NYC.
Hollywood has been looking for its creativity for years, and because of it, we get another big monster bash, and another one, and so on into infinity.
Hollywood has been looking for its creativity for years, and because of it, we get another big monster bash, and another one, and so on into infinity.
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So here we are, awaiting the second, or third film (it's the third) in a new ‘cinematic universe’ we hadn’t realized we entered. Godzilla vs Kong is the latest film in what is being called the Monster Universe. The first film in the series was not, Kong: Skull Island, as previously stated, but was Godzilla, which premiered in 2014. I have not seen that film so I cannot say whether it's good or bad, but Kong Skull Island is semi-okay-ish. Godzilla: King of the Monsters, the most recent film in the series is another more so kinda-fine film.5
But what grinds our gears is that, as purists, nothing is sacred anymore. Marin C Cooper, the creator of King Kong envisioned the monster to be somewhere between 40 and 50 feet tall. Now in comparison, Godzilla in the original 1954 film stands roughly 164 feet tall. So a fair fight between the two of them, in their original form, would not be much of a fight at all.11
But at this rate of growth, monster movies are unsustainable. How can we allow unmitigated monster growth without stopping to think of the ramifications? In 20 years, Godzilla will be the size of Rhode Island and King Kong, the size of NYC. The whole movie will last five minutes and the fight scenes will just be a close-up shot of Rochester being leveled, and Godzilla throwing Kong across the Atlantic oceans.