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1. Nut Twice as Much
While others needlessly suffer, you can make up for their loss by nutting more often than usual.
Consider it donating to the universal karma bank.
2. Upgrade Your Lotion
Since you'll be going through more of the stuff this month, practice some self care by investing in a nice bottle of lotion.
Might not be a bad idea to try some with lidocaine in it too, just in case.
3. Play Sexy VR Games
When anything in the real world just isn't cutting it, live out your wildest fantasies by getting freaky with some VR games.
Just make sure not to walk around too much while playing this so you don't end up in a compromising situation where you're not supposed to be.
4. Post Every Time You Nut
The best way to combat annoying people posting their stupid thoughts on No Nut November is by retaliating with some posts of your own.
If you make a Facebook post every time you nut to let people know what you did, the people posting about not doing it will start to feel pretty stupid.
5. Try OnlyFans
If you think you can rely on your typical arsenal of pornography to get through an entire month of extra nutting, you're fooling yourself.
Spice things up with an OnlyFans subscription to keep your nut on its toes.
6. Don't Smoke
Smoking is known to reduce sex drive in men, so stay away from cigarettes for the month to make sure you're ready to perform at any given moment.
If you need a replacement for your smoking habit, maybe try chewing on some nicotine patches for the month.
7. Treat Yourself
Every time you secure the package, treat yourself with a snack.
Hopefully you can rewire your brain like Pavlov's dog to make you think there's always going to be a little extra reward for cranking it (in case you feel you need the encouragement).
8. Eat Mangos
Supposedly eating certain fruits like mangos can give your semen a slightly fruity aroma.
This isn't totally necessary, but if you work hard enough you might have your whole house smelling of sweet, sweet mangos by the end of the month.
9. Keep Track
"That which is measured, is managed."
It's a simple idea, but powerful nonetheless. By keeping track of how many times you nut, you'll have a clearer sense of purpose throughout the month and feel a real sense of accomplishment at the end.
10. Hide Anti-Horny Memorabilia
If you happen to have lots of photos of your grandparents or Jesus around the house, you might consider hiding them for the month just so you don't risk spotting one and feeling ashamed.
Historically speaking, Jesus was very pro nut. Unfortunately his followers never got the memo.
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