The 25 Most Memorable Simpsons Quotes of All-Time

RustyBuckler Published 11/03/2021 in Funny

Thirty two seasons of the Simpsons is enough to create some hilariously memorable quotes. Over at r/AskReddit they are discussing their favorites. Here are some of the best!

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"Hey look! It’s an inanimate carbon rod!” -u/sir_unknowable
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Kirk van Houten: I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. -u/cralle-kween
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Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me". Postal Agent: "Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." -u/FloBee82
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Oh $20, but I wanted a peanut. -u/karma_dumpster
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“well, excuuuuu-uuuuuse me for having enormous flaws I don’t work on” -u/getwwhatImsaying
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Everything is coming up Milhouse! -u/heelspider
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I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! Grampa Simpson. -u/DrJawn
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"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." -u/LtLabcoat
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In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! -u/mousicle
10.
I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpan-z -u/Jasonadream
11.
"Damn, Scots! They ruined Scotland!" Groundskeeper Willie. -u/rgrtom
12.
It's like I'm wearin' nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! -u/PhoenixNamor
13.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing! -u/ghostdepression
14.
Gun store owner: “Sorry the law requires a five day waiting period—we’ve got to run a background check…” Homer “Five days? But I’m mad now! _u/deepsea333
15.
Homer walks out of shower , answers telephone “you’re going to have to speak louder I’m wearing a towel”. -u/Leesider1
16.
Homer: "Everyone is stupid except me" ...right before he burns his house down. -u/RodeoBob
17.
“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." -u/WickedGeisha
18.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. -u/CitationX_N7V11C
19.
Oh sure, Lisa. As if pork, bacon and ham all come from the same maaaagical creature! -u/Bloedman
20.
Me fail English, that's unpossible! -u/The_Real_Johnny_Utah
21.
You call that a knife? THIS is a knife. That’s a spoon. Ah. I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before. -u/BettieKat
22.
"This is the worst day of my life.” "The worst day of your life so far." -u/omgimbrian
23.
"See Marge, I TOLD you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say they couldn't, I said YOU shouldn't. " -u/belgianbeernfries
24.
Scully : This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer : Yes. Lie detector explodes. -u/ACuteMonkeysUncle
25.
Milpool -u/PreviousTea9210

1.
"Hey look! It’s an inanimate carbon rod!” -u/sir_unknowable
2.
Kirk van Houten: I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. -u/cralle-kween
3.
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me". Postal Agent: "Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." -u/FloBee82
4.
Oh $20, but I wanted a peanut. -u/karma_dumpster
5.
“well, excuuuuu-uuuuuse me for having enormous flaws I don’t work on” -u/getwwhatImsaying
6.
Everything is coming up Milhouse! -u/heelspider
7.
I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! Grampa Simpson. -u/DrJawn
8.
"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." -u/LtLabcoat
9.
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! -u/mousicle
10.
I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpan-z -u/Jasonadream
11.
"Damn, Scots! They ruined Scotland!" Groundskeeper Willie. -u/rgrtom
12.
It's like I'm wearin' nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! -u/PhoenixNamor
13.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing! -u/ghostdepression
14.
Gun store owner: “Sorry the law requires a five day waiting period—we’ve got to run a background check…” Homer “Five days? But I’m mad now! _u/deepsea333
15.
Homer walks out of shower , answers telephone “you’re going to have to speak louder I’m wearing a towel”. -u/Leesider1
16.
Homer: "Everyone is stupid except me" ...right before he burns his house down. -u/RodeoBob
17.
“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." -u/WickedGeisha
18.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. -u/CitationX_N7V11C
19.
Oh sure, Lisa. As if pork, bacon and ham all come from the same maaaagical creature! -u/Bloedman
20.
Me fail English, that's unpossible! -u/The_Real_Johnny_Utah
21.
You call that a knife? THIS is a knife. That’s a spoon. Ah. I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before. -u/BettieKat
22.
"This is the worst day of my life.” "The worst day of your life so far." -u/omgimbrian
23.
"See Marge, I TOLD you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say they couldn't, I said YOU shouldn't. " -u/belgianbeernfries
24.
Scully : This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer : Yes. Lie detector explodes. -u/ACuteMonkeysUncle
25.
Milpool -u/PreviousTea9210

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1. "Hey look! It’s an inanimate carbon rod!” -u/sir_unknowable

2. Kirk van Houten: I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. -u/cralle-kween

3. Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me". Postal Agent: "Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." -u/FloBee82

4. Oh $20, but I wanted a peanut. -u/karma_dumpster

5. “well, excuuuuu-uuuuuse me for having enormous flaws I don’t work on” -u/getwwhatImsaying

6. Everything is coming up Milhouse! -u/heelspider

7. I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! Grampa Simpson. -u/DrJawn

8. "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." -u/LtLabcoat

9. In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! -u/mousicle

10. I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpan-z -u/Jasonadream

11. "Damn, Scots! They ruined Scotland!" Groundskeeper Willie. -u/rgrtom

12. It's like I'm wearin' nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! -u/PhoenixNamor

13. My eyes! The goggles do nothing! -u/ghostdepression

14. Gun store owner: “Sorry the law requires a five day waiting period—we’ve got to run a background check…” Homer “Five days? But I’m mad now! _u/deepsea333

15. Homer walks out of shower , answers telephone “you’re going to have to speak louder I’m wearing a towel”. -u/Leesider1

16. Homer: "Everyone is stupid except me" ...right before he burns his house down. -u/RodeoBob

17. “Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." -u/WickedGeisha

18. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. -u/CitationX_N7V11C

19. Oh sure, Lisa. As if pork, bacon and ham all come from the same maaaagical creature! -u/Bloedman

20. Me fail English, that's unpossible! -u/The_Real_Johnny_Utah

21. You call that a knife? THIS is a knife. That’s a spoon. Ah. I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before. -u/BettieKat

22. "This is the worst day of my life.” "The worst day of your life so far." -u/omgimbrian

23. "See Marge, I TOLD you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say they couldn't, I said YOU shouldn't. " -u/belgianbeernfries

24. Scully : This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer : Yes. Lie detector explodes. -u/ACuteMonkeysUncle

25. Milpool -u/PreviousTea9210

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1.
"Hey look! It’s an inanimate carbon rod!” -u/sir_unknowable

2.
Kirk van Houten: I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. -u/cralle-kween

3.
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me". Postal Agent: "Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." -u/FloBee82

4.
Oh $20, but I wanted a peanut. -u/karma_dumpster

5.
“well, excuuuuu-uuuuuse me for having enormous flaws I don’t work on” -u/getwwhatImsaying

6.
Everything is coming up Milhouse! -u/heelspider

7.
I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! Grampa Simpson. -u/DrJawn

8.
"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead." -u/LtLabcoat

9.
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! -u/mousicle

10.
I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpan-z -u/Jasonadream

11.
"Damn, Scots! They ruined Scotland!" Groundskeeper Willie. -u/rgrtom

12.
It's like I'm wearin' nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! Nothin' at all! -u/PhoenixNamor

13.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing! -u/ghostdepression

14.
Gun store owner: “Sorry the law requires a five day waiting period—we’ve got to run a background check…” Homer “Five days? But I’m mad now! _u/deepsea333

15.
Homer walks out of shower , answers telephone “you’re going to have to speak louder I’m wearing a towel”. -u/Leesider1

16.
Homer: "Everyone is stupid except me" ...right before he burns his house down. -u/RodeoBob

17.
“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." -u/WickedGeisha

18.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. -u/CitationX_N7V11C

19.
Oh sure, Lisa. As if pork, bacon and ham all come from the same maaaagical creature! -u/Bloedman

20.
Me fail English, that's unpossible! -u/The_Real_Johnny_Utah

21.
You call that a knife? THIS is a knife. That’s a spoon. Ah. I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before. -u/BettieKat

22.
"This is the worst day of my life.” "The worst day of your life so far." -u/omgimbrian

23.
"See Marge, I TOLD you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say they couldn't, I said YOU shouldn't. " -u/belgianbeernfries

24.
Scully : This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer : Yes. Lie detector explodes. -u/ACuteMonkeysUncle

25.
Milpool -u/PreviousTea9210