1

Finding the perfect porn just as your girlfriend gets home.

2

When you've smoked too much and your friend asks if you're ready for another hit.

3

When you're making homemade bread and the dough begins to rise.

4

Last minute studying for a tough exam.

5

When everyone else looked at you disapprovingly for deleting your drunk friends exs number from his phone when he went to the bathroom.

6

When you walk in the kitchen and catch your cat on the counter.

7

When you're writing an essay.

8

When you remember the love letter you sent to a girl you liked once.

9

When you're done already and she keeps on sucking.

10

When your brother asked you if you wanted to go antiquing with him and his wife.

11

When you realize the gas station ham sandwich you ate was a bad idea.

12

When your girlfriend said that you're better in bed than her ex, because his D was too big.

13

When you put the straw through the lid of your over-filled soft drink and some spews up onto the lid.

14

When you realize you made a spelling mistake immediately after you hit submit.

15

When you forget to book table reservations for you and your girlfriends 1 year anniversary.

16

When you're showing your friend a good song.

17

When your mom calls you by your full name.

18

When a girl smiles at you and a group of friends.

19

When on your first date your current girlfriend asked if you watched porn.

20

You're about to go down on your girlfriend and she says "No just get inside me already".

21

Your balls stick to your leg.

22

When you found out that the cute girl you've been flirting with was only 16.

23

After your third cup of coffee at work.

24

Some guy staring far too long at your girlfriend.

25

When you decided to bring your teenage son, who is going through his insane clown posse Gothic phase, to the cowboy convention with you.

26

You pull up next to your friend at a stop light.

27

Someone tries to get on the bus before letting others off.

28

As a man, you see someone get hit in the nuts.

29

Your girlfriend tries to talk dirty to you for the first time.

30

Someone told me that my Reaction GIFs suck and that I should stop.

31

Your dog shits in the house.

32

When your girlfriend broke up with you.