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In Honor of the Green M&M, Twitter Thread Shows the Most Boneable Cartoon Mascots

Mars, Incorporated has tragically announced the retirement of its iconic M&M spokescandies in favor of human spokesperson Maya Rudolph. Its decision comes after months of criticism from Tucker Carlson and the far right over the expanded sexualities of the M&Ms. Despite his strange obsession with the sexy green M&M, Tucker's big mouth now means we don't get to enjoy any of them. This is why we can't have nice things!

In honor of the green M&M's retirement, the Twitter account @macygilliam made a list ranking her "most fuckable cartoon brand mascots." Here is her list, and some of our own additions, along with recommendations from the internet. Get ready to be stimulated by some sweltering spokesmascot sexiness.
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