Though the old internet adage of "there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see" may have first been uttered in the context of an Evian water bottle, the expression has proven to apply to more than overpriced beverages. Enter the couches, maps, and sandwiches that should really, really keep it in their pants. 

From garden-ripe tomatoes to the city of Vancouver's allegedly yonic canoe, here are 27 things that kinda look like vaginas.