Friends, we are coming up on a year since Adam Levine revealed himself to be the most cringeworthy sexter of all time when he was exposed for cheating on his pregnant wife. To jog your memory, he sent texts like “Holy f—-- that body of yours is absurd” followed by like 10 biting lip emojis. The thirst from a man who has a wife at home is truly unhinged whether in the DMs or in real life.

Recently, @JayNoir_ asked Twitter to “flirt like a married man” and the results are as corny and gross as you’d think. Some are classics, like how married guys love to tell women that they’re too “dangerous” and “tempting” to be around.

And some responders decided to include screenshots of real-life married men who were truly wild in their texts.