Pemmican You may not have heard of it, but this dried meat lasts potentially forever. It kept the travelers on the Oregon Trail alive across 2,000 miles, so it’ll be a decent snack once real food sources have dried up.

Peanut butter Packed with protein and fat, every pantry and cupboard you come across during the apocalypse should have a jar of this. During an apocalypse, preservatives are your friend.

Ramen Ramen noodles last for about 10 years, and they’re everywhere. Stock up on them, and survive the end of the world.

Honey Almost indestructible, honey will stand the test of time. Full of sugar, it’ll give you energy and keep you sustained while the world burns. Awesome news.

Weeds Proper survival stuff this. Edible weeds will sustain you when the world ends, because they will survive the worst. But will you survive eating the weeds?

Fish This might sound obvious, but there are many apocalyptic scenarios that may destroy land food supplies, but will leave rivers intact. This means you should definitely take advantage of the fishy delights and avoid starving to death. Who doesn’t like a bit of flame grilled tuna anyway?

MRE When the world ends, get to the nearest military base, NASA installation, or submarine, and go raid their food storage (that’s if they aren’t defending it with loads of guns, which they probably will). Meals-Ready-to-Eat are designed to be nutritious, filling, and eaten anywhere at any time. Fill your bags and get going, they’ll sort you right out.

Soylent Once the food is gone, a nutritional powder supplement like soylent will start to look attractive. Okay, maybe not the first year, but one day. When that day comes you’ll be rubbing it into your gums at a rate of knots.

Fungus If you don’t like mushrooms on your pizza now, you better start altering your palette. Fungus can grow without light or even cultivation, so you’re going to feast on it whenever you get the chance. I’m partial to a bit of pizza al funghi, so I’ll be fine.

Bugs, bugs, bugs Full of protein, you’ve all seen survival shows on TV so this should come as no surprise. Many parts of the world already eat bugs, so you better get on board before the apocalypse.

The shirt off your back Probably a last resort, but it’s worth remembering that leather is merely animal hide. It might not have much nutritional value, but surely it’s preferable to cutting up poor old Jim and putting him in a pie.

Bark No, this isn’t a veiled reference to eating dog, I’m talking about tree bark. It makes an excellent tea, and if you peel enough you will find another form of sustenance: bugs. That’s right, you’ll probably have to eat bugs at some point.