Two nine-year-old girls have gone on a rampage at a Helensvale shopping center. The pair were filmed verbally abusing shoppers, damaging a vehicle, and attacking security. And if they were my children, we'd be stopping for ice cream on the way home.

before you get all uppity, remember they're children, and since their brains aren't fully formed yet they're susceptible to poor decision-making. At least the parents of these two wild kids can sleep well at night knowing they aren't raising pushovers. But they might want to work on the bad language.