As we learn over and over again, one of the things that’s most difficult when you’re drunk is staying upright. I don’t know what it is about alcohol, but throw back too much of it and your body will quickly realize, “Hey, this whole ‘balancing’ thing requires a lot of work — what if I just stop?”

That appears to be what happened here. Call it drunkenness or just old-fashioned sleepiness, but this dude tried and failed to keep his head up while at the bar. As a result, he went tumbling to the floor. That’s gotta hurt — get this man another round for the pain!

when fine shyt comes out to me on the the first day of school so i panic and fake pass out pic.twitter.com/G2OBZIkszt

— daunte®!¡ (@cleardabidness) August 1, 2024