Building a 59-foot robot capable of moving on its own probably isn't the best idea right now, but engineers in Japan did it anyway when they unveiled the newest life-size Gundam.
This monstrosity is a one-to-one ratio replica, and unlike the other Gundam statue outside a mall in Japan, this one can actually move.
You can also take an elevator up and stand inside its head, where there's plenty of room for two or even three people to have sex.
If you can't round up enough dough this Christmas to buy your nephew a Gundam model, just send him this link. It's cooler than playing with dolls.