The Mayor of Paris Actually Swam in the Poop River

Well, she really did it.

By Braden Bjella

Published 7 months ago in Eww

Well, she really did it. After months of French people threatening to poop in the RIver Seine, and recent tests that found the water unsafe for humans, the Parisian mayor threw caution to the wind and took a dive in the fecal water, all for the sake of a little good P.R. ahead of the Paris Olympics. Just look at that smile — I hope she brushes her teeth afterwards!