"I know he's got a girlfriend, and I'm happy for him. But I'm not happy for me."

It's not easy being a Bengals' fan. It's also not easy getting your wisdom teeth pulled. Put the two together? That's internet gold. Haven Wolfe gifted us with one of the best wisdom teeth anesthesia videos ever. Confessing her undying love for Bengals' QB, Joe Burrow.

Haven also exclaims, "My god-dang hero can't beat the Browns." What a trooper. We'd just like to give a shoutout to Haven and her mom for having the wherewithal to keep the camera rolling during this epic meltdown. Thank you for your service.