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‘The Fifth Loco’: Panera’s Charged Lemonade Linked to One Death Is Turning People Into Tweakers
Despite boasting 65 grams of sugar, Panera Bread’s caffeinated Charged Lemonade proved to be less-than-sweet for one family, who is suing the fast-casual chain over the death of their 21-year-old daughter.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Hungry Javelinas Are Waging War on Arizona’s Most Prestigious Golf Course
Sorry gophers — another animal has emerged as the patron saint of peeving putters, none other than a hungry band of javelinas hellbent on single-hoovedly destroying a luxe Arizona golf course.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Magic Mushrooms Are Turning American Pilots Into Psychedelic Kamikazes’: Psychonauts Are Pissed the Alaska Airlines Pilot Has Tarnished Their Good Name
"I pulled both emergency shut-off handles because I thought I was dreaming and I just wanna wake up,” he reportedly said during his mile-high meltdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Security Guards Were Not Prepared For Cannibal Corpse Show
Despite their reputation as big, burly dudes looming above the mosh pit and frowning upon crowd surfing, it appears there is one thing concert security guards actually fear — the musical stylings of Cannibal Corpse.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'He's Drunk AF': Tipsy Driver Nearly Bulldozes Pedestrians After Speeding Onto a Houston Curb
Though a hammered Houston driver may have stayed off the road in their intoxicated state, they evidently forgot about the sidewalk, nearly bulldozing several pedestrians enjoying a night out.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
'Stay There! I Got Everything!': Thieves Force Man's Car Off Road, Rob Him of His License Plate
This exercise in Murphy’s Law was an unfortunate reality for one unlucky Los Angeles motorist, who found his car dented and burgled during a drive down the highway.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
British TikToker Pretends to Be Shocked When Peruvian Airport Security Find Several Kilos of Booger Sugar In His Luggage
As Adams, 25, attempted to leave the South American country on September 30, his plans were quickly thwarted after officials at Jorge Chávez International Airport decided to check his luggage.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'She's Right': Crying Zoomer Roasted For Her Take On 9—5 Jobs Is Right – Commuting Sucks
After roughly a century and a half, Karl Marx has finally been replaced as the face of capitalist critique. His successor? None other than influencer @brielleybelly123, a 20-something college grad who has a whole lot to say about the state of the American
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'Boomer Panic' is the New Millennial Phrase to Describe Outbursts, Karen Behavior and More
“From conversations with my mother, they weren't allowed to make mistakes and were harshly punished if they did,” speculated one user, while another dubbed it a “trauma response.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Do We Actually Need to Worry About Losing Bananas?’: With Bananas On the "Brink of Extinction," Vegans Are In a Panic
Though the world may be shocked to learn that bananas as we know them may soon go extinct thanks to a fungus outbreak, vegans are far from surprised.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'100% Intentional': Base Jumper Opens Parachute Late, Barely Survives Water Landing
One base jumper recently learned a very hard lesson about the laws of gravity, barely surviving an 876-foot fall into a West Virginia gorge after deploying his parachute at the last possible second.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'You're Discriminating Against Me Because I'm White!': Airplane Passenger Throws Tantrum After Not Being Offered Booze
What do college freshmen with mediocre fake IDs and the angry, entitled Jet Blue passenger at the center of a newly viral video have in common?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Not Even Fall Out Boy Can Spell the Titles of Their Songs
Though Fall Out Boy may have "cast a spell over the west to make you think of me the same way I think about you,” it appears there is one thing they absolutely can not spell — the word “annihilation.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
