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‘When a Weak Bumper Meets Big a Man’: Challenger’s Bumper Ripped to Shreds After Side-Swiping Dude at a Sideshow

When you see a Dodge Challenger, you know danger is soon to follow.

Neighbor Interrupts Rapper’s Backyard Set for Ruining Her Peace in Her ‘Domicile’

Something about having a house turns a certain kind of person into an absolute tyrant.

Gold Jacket Clad Plane Passenger Shoves People When They Can’t Get Off the Plane Fast Enough

Getting off of an airplane is a frustrating experience.

Urban Explorers Find a Nuclear Fallout Shelter in the Middle of Milwaukee

Woman Brings Tape Measure to the Bar to Make Sure She Only Talks to 6-Foot Dudes

What lengths (pun intended) would you go to to ensure men weren’t lying to you about their height?

‘They Need Their Own Hall of Fame’: People Are Stunned By the Stats Put Up By Uber’s Most Prolific Drivers

If you’ve ever tried to bring a drunk friend home from a bar, you’re probably familiar with just how much Uber drivers can go through.

French Nun Tackles Eco Protester During Church Construction Brawl

Eco-activists have re-entered the spotlight in recent years for some mysterious reason.

‘Oh God, Give Me a Second’: U.K. Driving Instructor Harassed By Rival Instructor Mid-Lesson

On the very same streets upon which we drive exists a network unknown to many — a complex web of interconnected peoples known only as “driving instructors.”

‘I Got to Go, Man’: Man Scaling Building Forced to Stop and Argue With Cops

Once you’ve started climbing a building, there’s really no turning back.

'It's a Prank Bro': Guys Try to Get Out of Robbery by Saying They Were Just Kidding

Some people just can’t take a joke.

Woman Films Airplane Engine Exploding Mid-Flight Over Brazil

Despite accidents being incredibly rare, having a fear of flying is exceptionally common.

Comic-Con Attendee Reports Assault on Train in Monster Makeup

Citizen journalism is by no means a new phenomenon, although it’s grown exponentially with the rise of social media.

San Francisco Man With ‘Free Fentanyl 4 New Users’ and 'Meth For Stolen Items' Signs Says He’s Not Joking

They say nothing in life is truly free.

‘It’s Like If Hitler Was a Porn Addict’: Guy Shares His Very Racist World Hotness Map

The internet is home to a lot of weird guys — incels, Nazis, Ben Shapiro — but few are weirder than men who lie at the intersection of racism and horniness.

Billie Eilish’s New Back Tattoo Is... Not Great

Billie Eilish has a new back tattoo. People on the internet aren’t thrilled about it.

Are Wannabe Chads Smashing Themselves in the Face With Hammers in Search of the Perfect Jawline?

Since we live in a society, it’s fairly impossible to escape societal standards around things like appearance and behavior.

‘Big Naturals Disaster’: Polar Vortex Map Predicts Cold, Titillating Weather Ahead

The booby brouhaha began on Thursday when iconic s—tposter @equine__dentist headed to Twitter with a horny throwback diagram depicting the very buxom shape of a 2019 polar vortex.

Michael Myers TikTok Challenge Tests People on Their Horror Movie Preparedness

It’s almost Halloween, which means people on TikTok are engaging in necromancy and bringing a trend back from the dead: the Michael Myers challenge.

'Bachelor In Paradise' Contestant Forced to Quit Show After Failing to Deliver 'Poop Baby'

Though 'Bachelor in Paradise' contestant Sam Jeffries may have not left Paradise with a ring, she most definitely left with a baby — more specifically, a “poop baby.”

Our Anaconda Don't Want None of This Terrifying Anaconda

Though Sir Mix-a-Lot’s anaconda may not want none unless you got buns, hun, we’ve recently decided that our anaconda don’t … period, especially after watching this viral video detailing just how large and scary these reptiles can be.

‘Pectorals of Death’: Shirtless Clown Flexing His Muscles Is the Scariest Thing You’ll See This Halloween

You’d think that we’d be done with clowns by now.

Man Fakes Over 20 Heart Attacks to Get Out of Restaurant Bills

Restaurant prices are out of control these days.

‘I’m About to Goop’: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bare A– Is Enough to Have Anyone Questioning Medical Science

Gwyneth Paltrow — an Academy Award-winning actress, vaginal candle scent model and now, the internet’s latest e-crush?

'S Shaped Dark Sinker': TikTok's Poop Doc Explains the Science Behind the Different Shapes and Colors of Poop

What does your poop say about you? One TikTok doctor is helping you find out.

The Scrappiest Place On Earth: Brutal Brawl Briefly Shutters Disneyland Teacup Ride

Disneyland in Anaheim, California briefly transformed from the happiest place on Earth to the scrappiest place on Earth this past weekend after a massive brawl broke out between a handful of angry Disney adults.