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4Chan Leaks Indiana Jones 5 Plot So You Don't Have to Watch

EDITORS NOTE: SPOILERS for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (did you not read the title?)

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Greatest Trash-Talkers of All-Time

Twitter user @SagED_UP asked his followers “Who is the greatest trash talker of all time?” and the Twitter audience delivered.

By lizalikeminelli

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Who’s Dumb Enough to Go Barefoot in the Everglades? This Guy

Garrett starts his videos with “Hey guys I’m in the Florida Everglades and check out this [insert terrifying and dangerous creature].”

By angeshier

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‘Artificial Intelligence Could Kill All of Us and Hurt Us the Entire Time We’re Dying’: The Best Questions From the Senate’s AI Oversight Subcommittee

On Tuesday, May 16, Senator John Kennedy partook in a hearing for the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Privacy, Technology & the Laws, where he grilled OpenAI CEO Sam Altman about the risks of A.I. – and the intricacies of a hypothetical robot overtaking.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Salma Hayek Celebrates 24 Million Instagram Followers With a Dance

Not even a wardrobe malfunction could stop actress Salma Hayek from celebrating a major follower milestone!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

'If You're In Line Stay In Line’: The Chaos of Cathay Pacific Offering Free Flights to Hong Kong

On Friday, May 17, airline Cathay Pacific gave away several free plane tickets to the Asian city from several North American locales.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Gay Twitter Drags How Non-Drag Ursula's Makeup Is

The excitement for Disney’s live-action The Little Mermaid adaptation is everywhere on the internet.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woke Mind Virus Kills the Word Wiener From the Wienermobile

The woke mob is coming for our wieners.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Gnome Hunting' Isn't Some Goofy TikTok Trend, It's a Nazi Dog Whistle

Cryptid enthusiasts (and people with morals) are horrified that TikTok’s “gnome hunting” meme has nothing to do with actually hunting gnomes.

By angeshier

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Johnny Depp's Teeth Are as Rotten as He Is

We now know why Johnny Depp has his mouth closed in most red-carpet photos.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Jimmy Fallon Is Getting Roasted on Bluesky

Jimmy Fallon's first day on Bluesky did not go well.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son

Though Montana Governor Greg Gianforte may have signed a bill outlawing TikTok in the Treasure State on Wednesday, May 17 his disdain of the cursed clock app may not run in the family.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Our Time Is Now’: Awkward Men Have Become the Hottest Thing on the Dating Market

Sorry hot girls and Chet Hanks – this year is all about awkward dude summer if TikTok’s thirst posts are any indication.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Zelda Shirts and Cargo Shorts: Twitter Debates What the Male Equivalent of a Sundress Is

“What is the male equivalent of a sundress?” they asked in their post. “Does it exist?”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘It’s Like Meth’: Viral Tabs ‘Sex Chocolate’ Seems to Be Working a Bit Too Well

Tabs is a new brand of “sex chocolates” that’s being advertised all over TikTok and Twitter, designed to give couples a horny kick in the stomach.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Dude Goes on TV to Talk About Youth Mental Health, Instead Gets Roasted For Killing His Plant

Jack Turban MD is a youth mental health expert, and “an assistant professor of child & adolescent psychiatry at The University of California San Francisco.”

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Nobody Fucks Like This Arcade’s ‘Time Crisis’ Wizard

Jason Bourne, you’ve got some real life-competition.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Taylor Swift Fans Are In Crisis Mode Over Her New Problematic Boyfriend Matty Healy

It’s him, hi, he’s the problem it’s him.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Shoutout to All the Prison Hibachi Chefs

Prison-Tok is a fan-favorite section of TikTok, full of creative chefs and eye-opening accounts from people living and thriving on the inside.

By angeshier

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

'Kris is Getting So lazy': No One Is Buying the Kylie Jenner Timothée Chalamet Dating Rumors

After years of duking it out with the Devil over who works harder, Satan may have finally managed to edge out the KarJenner matriarch.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Suffer 'Catastrophic' Car Crash after Two Hour Paparazzi Pursuit and People Are Calling it A Hoax

It was a close call for Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Markle’s mother, Doria Ragland.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

81-Year-Old Martha Stewart Is Still the Queen of Thirst Traps

Martha Stewart still has it, and by "it" I mean the elusive aura that can only be gained by not giving a fuck what anyone thinks about you or your decisions, and wearing sunblock every day.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

TikTok's Turkish Heartthrob Is the Definition of 'Serving Cunt'

TikTok’s new main character @muraterdem528 gives a whole new meaning to the snack “Turkish Delight” by showing off his iconic mustache, chin-length coiffed hair, and immaculate style.

By angeshier

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Guy Padlocks His Milk to Prevent His Coworkers From Stealing It

Office thievery is the eighth deadly sin, and there’s nothing worse than a co-worker stealing the obviously not-for-sharing item you’ve been saving for yourself.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Thirst War Between Young De Niro and Young Pacino Ends in Perfect Tie

Writer Ashley Reese, @offbeatorbit, tweeted Saturday night “At a wedding and having a big debate rn. Please vote. Who was hotter?” with a poll for people to vote either Young Al Pacino or Young Robert De Niro.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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4Chan Leaks Indiana Jones 5 Plot So You Don't Have to Watch

Greatest Trash-Talkers of All-Time

Who’s Dumb Enough to Go Barefoot in the Everglades? This Guy

‘Artificial Intelligence Could Kill All of Us and Hurt Us the Entire Time We’re Dying’: The Best Questions From the Senate’s AI Oversight Subcommittee

Salma Hayek Celebrates 24 Million Instagram Followers With a Dance

'If You're In Line Stay In Line’: The Chaos of Cathay Pacific Offering Free Flights to Hong Kong

Gay Twitter Drags How Non-Drag Ursula's Makeup Is

Woke Mind Virus Kills the Word Wiener From the Wienermobile

'Gnome Hunting' Isn't Some Goofy TikTok Trend, It's a Nazi Dog Whistle

Johnny Depp's Teeth Are as Rotten as He Is

Jimmy Fallon Is Getting Roasted on Bluesky

Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son

‘Our Time Is Now’: Awkward Men Have Become the Hottest Thing on the Dating Market

Zelda Shirts and Cargo Shorts: Twitter Debates What the Male Equivalent of a Sundress Is

‘It’s Like Meth’: Viral Tabs ‘Sex Chocolate’ Seems to Be Working a Bit Too Well

Dude Goes on TV to Talk About Youth Mental Health, Instead Gets Roasted For Killing His Plant

Nobody Fucks Like This Arcade’s ‘Time Crisis’ Wizard

Taylor Swift Fans Are In Crisis Mode Over Her New Problematic Boyfriend Matty Healy

Shoutout to All the Prison Hibachi Chefs

'Kris is Getting So lazy': No One Is Buying the Kylie Jenner Timothée Chalamet Dating Rumors

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Suffer 'Catastrophic' Car Crash after Two Hour Paparazzi Pursuit and People Are Calling it A Hoax

81-Year-Old Martha Stewart Is Still the Queen of Thirst Traps

TikTok's Turkish Heartthrob Is the Definition of 'Serving Cunt'

Guy Padlocks His Milk to Prevent His Coworkers From Stealing It

Thirst War Between Young De Niro and Young Pacino Ends in Perfect Tie

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