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No One Throws a Party Like a Small Town Getting Their First T.J. Maxx

What’s the best party you’ve ever been to? New Year’s Eve 2018, where your buddy did a backflip off the roof into an ice-cold swimming pool? Last year’s St. Patricks’ Day, where you drank a fifth of vodka then did that thing all your friends agreed to nev

Big-Brain Uber CEO Drives for Uber, Realizes It's Hard Work

Remember Undercover Boss, that TV show where executives would go undercover at their companies to see what working life was like for their underlings? Uber’s CEO Dara Khosrowshahi did something similar last year, working as a driver and encountering what

Argentinian Shop Owners Break Out the Big Guns While Preparing For Looters

As rising inflation causes chaos in Argentina, with looters targeting stores ahead of the nation’s presidential election in October, one group of shop owners isn’t messing around.

One Year of Dating App Stats Prove the New York Public Library Is the Best Place to Meet Singles

Data (and book) nerds, this one’s for you. Over at r/dataisbeautiful, one young New York City resident has shared his data after seven months of using online dating apps, and the results may surprise you: He’s had the most luck within the New York Public

Is It Creepy to Watch Your Friends Have an Orgy?

A redditor is feeling weird after watching his friends have an orgy. In a post on r/tifu, DrJanusMagus says that he and a group of friends were day-drinking. One thing led to another and boom, an orgy broke out. The only problem? DrJanusMagus wasn’t feeli

The Insanely Dangerous Work of Mining Sand

One such dark topic brought to light by the internet is “sand mining,” and it’s capturing attention in the strangest of places.

21 Close Encounters of the CCTV Kind

From dash cams to ring cams to normal cams, here are 21 close encounters of the CCTV kind.

'Stop Jerking Off': Anti-Porn Christian Rap Song Is Low-Key a Banger

Christian rapper Wavy Matt has a simple message: It’s time to stop beating your meat.

Nicki Minaj's 'Call of Duty' Skin Just Dropped

The Harajuku Barbie is here the shoot down the ops! Nicki Minaj is now a playable character in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and Warzone 2.0. She is the first female celebrity to have an operator in the game. For the low price of 2400 Call of Duty points

'I Don’t Condone But I Understand': Teacher Arrested For Showing Up Drunk On the First Day of School

One third grade teacher in Oklahoma was most definitely not ready to kick off the school year, reportedly arriving to teach on the first day of third grade with a blood alcohol level at roughly triple the legal limit.

Few Fair Attractions Are More Fun than the Monkeys That Race on the Backs of Dogs

Imagine this; you’re at the county fair and you doing the regular fair activities, petting small horses, eating fried food and maybe you might even indulge with a caricature drawing. But then you hear a man announce what will quickly consume your entire a

79 Accused Arsonists Arrested As Wildfires Scorch Greece

After more than 2,000 years of serving as Greece's primary antagonists, the Persians have finally met their match — 79 arsonists accused of setting the island nation ablaze.

Conspiracy Theorists Convinced Alleged Second Plane Proves Yevgeny Prigozhin Faked His Death

Though Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin is presumed to be dead after a private jet he was allegedly on crashed near Moscow leaving no survivors, the mystery surrounding the incident may have taken on a George W. Bush-ian twist with the possible existence of

All the Best Ron DeSantis Smile Memes That Totally Aren't Dead Inside

The campaign trail has been nothing but difficult for Florida Governor Ron DeSantis as he runs for the Republican candidacy.

SoCal Mall Evacuated after a Suspicious-Looking Toilet Was Feared to Be a Bomb

Last night authorities were called to the Americana Mall in Glendale, California after a suspicious-looking toilet was found near an AMC movie theatre. The toilet, which had been spray-painted with drawings and words, was mistaken for a bomb.

In Honor of 'International Dog Day' Check Out These Rowdy Bitches

It’s International Dog Day! That means it’s time to celebrate man’s best friend!

A Girl Nearly Died Because Someone Threw a Spear at Her Car in the Dark

In potentially one of the most wild road incidents you’ll ever see, a San Antonio woman was driving along an access road when someone standing by the side of the road threw a spear at her windshield. Yes, an honest to god spear, like they were an Ancient

'If Trump Weighs 215, I'm A Bodybuilder': No One Actually Believes Former President Donald Trump Is 6’3” 215

Though he may be famed for serving as our nation’s 45th president, having a horrific spray tan and becoming the only POTUS in United States history to earn the highly-coveted Mugshawty status, former President Donald Trump could have had one heck of a pro

'She [Was] Pushing Me': Police Bodycam Footage Shows Accused Shapeshifter Moments after “That MF-er Isn’t Real” Meltdown

Weeks after airplane Karen Tiffany Gomas had a viral meltdown claiming one “mother******” on her Orlando-bound flight was “not real,” we’ve finally laid eyes on the accused shapeshifter in question — an unsurprisingly regular guy.

GTA IRL: Dude Holds Up Traffic By Doing Donuts In Crowded Intersection, Ticks off Fellow Drivers

Former President Donald Trump Is Officially A Mugshawty

It’s the day Stormy Daniels, Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and every mediocre SoundCloud rapper in need of album artwork has been waiting for.

Woody Harrelson Narrates Standoff Between Two Delivery Robots

The robots really are taking our jobs. While you could once expect a food delivery to come in the hands of an underpaid dude on a bicycle, a few cities have seen the arrival of “autonomous” robots that handle all the driving and delivering for them.

Drea de Matteo Who Played Adriana La Cerva on 'The Sopranos' Has Launched an OnlyFans

Woke up this morning and got herself a bag.

'He Held It Up Like Simba': Baby Filmed Crowd-Surfing at Flo Rida Concert

Parenting is hard and if a free concert of a late 2000s rapper comes to your city, should your bundle of joy miss out? Welcome to the world, my child. You’re gonna love “In the Ayer.”

Nobody Is Vibing Harder Than This Dude Riding a Recycling Bin Downhill

San Francisco: a city of innovation. Uber, DoorDash, Airbnb — countless tech giants call this city their home, and now, there’s a new technology set to take the city by storm thanks to “man riding recycling can.”