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'She’s Imitating a Bee': Tennis Player Tattles on Woman Making Bee Noises to Throw Off His Serve
The Cincinnati Masters tennis event took a turn for bee-zarre on Wednesday after one spectator tried to throw Greek tennis star Stefanos Tsitsipas off his game, loudly “imitating a bee” as he attempted to serve.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Watch Two Poker Players Get Banned for the Most Unhinged Trash Talk
Poker is a game of subtly. If you have a good hand, you don’t want others to know. And if you have a great hand, it’s in your best interest to shut the hell up and wait until you score your massive payout.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
As Divorce Rumors Swirl, Britney Spears Just Wants to Know What Horse She Should Buy
Though the world may be captivated by Britney Spears’ alleged divorce from her husband, model Sam Asghari, the princess of pop has one burning question — what kind of horse should she buy?
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
The Neighbors Who Communicate Through Knocks and Farts
Relationships with our neighbors are more complicated than they seem on shows like Friends — in this disconnected age, many of us, especially those living in cities, don’t know our neighbors very well, if at all.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'She Blow That Dick Like A Cello': Lil Yachty Admits to Learning Cellos Aren’t Wind Instruments in Viral Song Annotation
Occasionally, however, musicians find themselves plagued by their own mistakes, as rapper Lil Yachty found out with his 2017 track “Peek a Boo.” The song contains the lines, “My new bitch yellow / She blow that dick like a cello,” which confused so many l
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Newly-Single Former Finnish PM Enjoys Hot Girl Summer, Posting Festival Thirst Trap
Though Finland's former Prime Minister Sanna Marin may have only recently announced that she and her husband Markus Raikkonen were filing for divorce after 19 years together, the ex-lawmaker is already embracing a hot girl summer.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Mobsters Can't Wait to Meet Rudy Behind Bars
As news that Giuliani may go down for charges related to the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, the same act he promoted as a Federal prosecutor in the 1980s, a whole lot of mobsters are very excited at the prospects of seeing him around
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'You’re Crazy, I Love It': Girlfriend Dumps Cheating Boyfriend With Surprise Reel After Their Entire Europe Vacation
Chances are your social media feeds are currently being dominated by people on epic “Euro Summer” vacations, or perhaps you’re even on one yourself.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Stranger Things' Super Fan Scammed Out of $10,000 and Left Her Husband after Being Catfished by Dacre Montgomery Impersonator
The only thing scarier than a demogorgon? Getting scammed out of five figures by a catfisher claiming to be a star of Stranger Things.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'You Don’t [Have] Long To Live': Australian Mom Whose Deadly Mushroom Meal Killed Three Had ‘Death Wall’ In Her Home
“We started calling it the death wall,” the contractor told news.com.au of the disturbing find, one he said, “didn’t look right to me as a parent.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
The Tech Billionaire Bro Who Wants to Be 100 Percent Erect for 3.5 Hours Each Night
If you’ve been reading the news lately, you may have heard the story of Bryan Johnson, a tech billionaire who’s been injecting himself with his son’s blood to stay young. He also eats baby food and has a machine that counts his nighttime boners.
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
‘Protect Your Coins Ladies!’: Serial Dine and Dash Doctor Gets Street Justice For Being a ‘Broke Scammer’
In a stunning throwback to pre-internet times, and in what is perhaps a Sex and the City reference, a New York woman has put flyers up around the city warning other women away from a man she went on a date with.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Grandpa Accidentally Posts Sloppy Toppy Vid On Facebook, Blocks Everyone After He Can’t Delete It
Social media has been a thing now for around 25 years. In that time, countless people have undoubtedly accidentally posted things that were not meant to see the light of day.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘$3,000 on Chili’s?’: Man Proudly Shares That He Spent $25K On DoorDash In a Single Year
The amount I spend on delivery food is like my phone’s “screen time” notification: I do not, under any circumstances, want to know. So long as the card keeps working, we’re all good here — no need for further information.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Fake Tombstones, Mob Ties and a Starring Role in ‘Home Alone’: The Craziest Conspiracies Surrounding Elvis Presley’s Death
46 years ago today Elvis Presley left the building for the final time, dying at the Graceland estate in Memphis, Tennessee at the age of 42.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Bradley Cooper's Offensive Prosthetic Nose in Upcoming Leonard Bernstein Biopic Has People Quite Angry
Though actor Bradley Cooper may have sported a large prosthetic nose while playing Leonard Bernstein in Netflix’s upcoming biopic 'Maestro,' there was something he resembled more than the legendary Jewish composer — a raging antisemite.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Dashcam Video Shows Horrors of Driving in Tornado Alley During Tornado Season
For every hundred people who see a tornado and drive away from it, there will also be a select, special few who opt to drive toward the circling winds. Why? Who knows — but at least they can give us some cool videos.
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
'We’re Laser-Focused on Getting Aid to Survivors': People Think Joe Biden Just Confirmed the Maui Laser Theory
President Joe Biden did more than offer his support for the families impacted by last week's deadly Maui wildfires, accidentally appearing to confirm the theory that the whole disaster was by design, catalyzed with a ton of space lasers, according to
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
