A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few feet away noticed that the man...
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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would...
Mickey mouse and Minnie mouse are in a heated courtroom lawsuit. The judge takes his seat and calls Mickey up and says, "From what I hear, people...
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. In walks her...
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes...
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is...
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your...
A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks...
A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that...
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you...
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby...
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her...
A married couple receive a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill. So they agree to save money....
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other, the woman...
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to...
A rich man and a poor man are talking about what they gave their wives for Valentine's Day. The rich man says "I got my wife a Mercedes and a...
A woman's husband comes home hammered every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone. One day she decides to try some...
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean...
A couple had been married for several years when suddenly the wife decides she'd like to have breast implants. The husband says, "Now, honey,...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching...
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her...
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2...
This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room...
