The things people have been dissecting the most in the upcoming Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War
have had nothing to do with the game and everything to do with a few seconds of the trailers.
In addition to including and then removing footage of the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, as well as featuring a clip from a far-right conspiracy, the trailers include a spectacularly wrinkled Ronald Reagan
getting pumped for you to commit war crimes.
This new digitally-enhanced Reagan has become a meme for the game, and possibly one to overshadow anything meaningful happening with the release.
It's unclear whether you'll be able to interact with the dead president, whose neck flaps were modeled after a real scrotum, but for the time being people are letting loose ripping on ol' Gipper.
Hopefully this brings us one day closer to having a Ronald Reagan simulator game where you just eat jelly beans and hope one of them turns into a Viagra