It's been way too long since you last updated your computer. Every single game you play these days, the mother board starts to heat up, and you can almost smell the roasting as the internal components grind away their final functionality in service of you and your video game addiction. You have the money to fix it all, but unfortunately that might require some time, effort, and planning... something you're only capable of in-game for some reason.

Every time your friend comes over he remarks on the stop-motion frame rate, as his eyes are less accustomed to it than yours, and with that new game you really want featuring top notch ray-tracing, the time for a real upgrade has come. Oh well, the old system is still great for checking out some funny gaming memes, sure to get you into the mood for gaming, and motivate you to upgrade that system.