Super Nintendo World will officially open as an extension to the Universal Studios theme park in Japan on February 4th, 2021, and today photos of the park were released to the public.

Luckily, anyone who was looking forward to this doesn't have to worry about figuring out some way to travel to Japan during the pandemic, because the park looks so terrible no one could possibly want to visit this place after seeing it.

According to the photos, the entire Super Nintendo World consists of one ride, where you sit in Mario Kart cars but can't actually drive them, and potentially the option to buy AR goggles that let you see little coins floating in the air.

If you want a real DIY Super Nintendo experience, just put on a dinosaur costume, kidnap a woman, then tell her family you'll only hand her over if they pick her up dressed as Italian plumbers. Much better than this crappy amusement park.