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'Stop Policing Me!': Entitled Daughter Arrested After Dad Refuses To Act As Her Personal Chauffeur
One Florida woman learned a hard lesson about entitlement last year, finding herself arrested and tossed in the back of a cop car after refusing to leave her father’s vehicle, assuming he’d be her personal chauffeur and escort her home.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago
Lawn Care Enthusiasts Have Lots of Feelings About Russian Official Killed In Drone Strike While Mowing Lawn
One relaxing lawn care Saturday turned deadly for Alexei Chernykh, a Police Lieutenant Colonel in the Russian Police force, after he was blown to smithereens by a drone strike as he mowed his lawn.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
West Virginia University Frat Bros Come Inches Away From Shooting Each Other
College fraternities have been under increasingly intense scrutiny in recent years, with more and more people coming forward about the toxic environments and dangerous hazing rituals they’ve endured while part of Greek life.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Racist Dude Learns Hard Lesson after Getting Slapped to the Ground for Using the N-Word
One white man recently learned the age-old lesson of “talk s**t, get hit” the hard way, landing a devastating palm to the face after attempting to use a racial slur while arguing with a Black man.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
OnlyFans’ Founder Paid Himself $1,000,000 in Bonuses A Day
While people online have been arguing back and forth about the ethics of OnlyFans and the perceived increase in the number of young women turning to online sex work, OnlyFans’ owner has, unsurprisingly, been getting rich off other people’s efforts.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
‘Pig Is Very Sensitive’: Amazon Driver Instructed That Ignoring Pig Will Result in Her Being ‘Self-Conscious and Depressed’
Everybody knows that delivery drivers have to put up with a lot, including particularly demanding customer requests. In the case of one Amazon driver, though, the customer request was simple: Say hello to my pig.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Supreme's Creative Director Quits After Being Told He Can't Sell a T-Shirt With Pictures of Slaves
After being the creative director of the streetwear brand Supreme for two fashion seasons, Tremaine Emory has decided to leave. He recently posted on Instagram that he left the brand known to be worn by white skaters for “systemic racism issues.”
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
‘Does She At Least Get Some Cool Powers with It?’: Live Worm Yanked From Woman’s Brain in Surgical First
Giving an entirely new meaning to the term “brain worms,” doctors in Australia removed a three-inch-long worm, which was still alive at the time, from a woman’s brain during surgery. This is not going to help Australia’s reputation as a haven for all thin
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
‘Bro Is Showing Out’: Behold the Swagger of a Whip Enthusiast's Meetup
Once relegated to cowboys and Old West gangsters, the humble whip has become a performance piece for 10-gallon hat enthusiasts around the world. There are whip-cracking competitions, people who crack whips to songs and a whole online community of people w
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
‘Does She Even Go Here?’: Lola Bunny Cosplayer Interrupts College Lecture With Safe-for-School ‘Strip Tease’
Admittedly, college lectures can be a bit boring, and I’m sure most students wouldn’t mind something fun to spice them up. But if you’re looking to add a little energy to a boring lecture, please don’t do this.
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'Let Me Be Clear, **** You!': Barstool Overlord Dave Portnoy Exchanges F-Bombs and Middle Fingers With Pizzeria Owner After Bad Review
When Barstool Sports overlord Dave Portnoy described one Massachusetts pizzeria’s famous slice as a “mess,” little did he know he’d land in one of his own, trading f-bombs and shirt-based insults with the restaurant's owner.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'The Bottom of That Lake Is Cursed': Lake Lanier Claims Its 7th Victim of the Summer
Weeks after a 24-year-old man was electrocuted and died after taking a dip in Lake Lanier, the notorious Georgia reservoir has struck again, claiming the life of 23-year-old Edgar Steven Cruz Martinez, who didn’t return to the surface after taking a swim
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
‘Morgan’s Wailing’: Girls in Line for Bathroom Brawl It Out in a Porta Potty
In line for the bathroom at a Morgan Wallen concert taking place at PNC Park in Pittsburgh, two women began arguing before eventually escalating into a full-on brawl. Quickly, they tumbled into a Porta Potty, where the smell of a concert’s worth of whiske
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Dude Crushes 50 Shots of Patron to Win $1,000 Bet – Immediately Gets Taken to the Hospital
Just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Man Worried About His "Space Children" Claims Aliens Abducted His Sperm
One man may have nutted a little too close to the sun, stars and outlying planets, allegedly convinced that his nocturnal emissions may have been stolen by a group of aliens looking to merge their species with the human race.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
