A Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to...
By ebaum
Featured 18 years ago
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good...
A young couple were driving home one night. As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on...
There were three guys in hell. an Italian guy , a bum and a gay guy. One day the devil says to them I'm gonna give you one more chance on Earth,...
* "Welllllll, what have we here...?" (He has no idea and is hoping you’ll give him a clue.) * "Let me check your medical history." (I want...
I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing...
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his...
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of...
Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted Man with hand in...
One day a little boy walked in on his parents doing it and asked what they were doing. The parents' reply was that they were making fish...
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they...
You think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once.You only get eaten once.It takes 4 minutes to get hard....
A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this,but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot....
There was this really old guy at a dance who hadn't had any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with the grandmas all night, but he still...
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says "John what are you so...
Little Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door and says to the lady, "I'm collecting today... that'll be five dollars." She says,...
Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "I think my penis is too small" he says. The doctor asks him which drink he...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this Holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must...
Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''
A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an...
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you...
Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making. "Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. ...
Two out of work Polish bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped...
It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles...
