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Ubisoft Developers Are Butt Hurt That Elden Ring Received 'Masterpiece' Reviews

While there have been some bumps in the road with the PC version not living up to performance standards, and some casual players calling for an easy mode, Elden Ring has proved that FromSoftware is a fierce competitor in the video game industry.

‘Lamb Chop's’ Viral Tweet Unlocks Childhood Memories

We can indeed confirm that Lamb Chop's Play-Along was NOT another case of the Mandela Effect.

Russia State Media Releases Photograph of WNBA Star Brittney Griner

Since her detainment, there has been no report on her status. Over the weekend, a photo of the Phoenix Mercury center was shown on Russian state TV.

Japanese 'Killing Stone' Believed to Hold Demonic Spirit Has Split Open

According to Japanese folklore, the 'killing stone' is a volcanic rock that is possessed with the spirit of Sessho-seki, a Nine-Tailed Fox.

'The Boys' Actor Antony Starr Arrested For Assaulting Spanish Chef

The chef, Bathuel Araujo, said that Starr had punched him twice before smashing a glass over his head resulting in four stitches above his eye.

Granny Rapper 'Aunt Gale' Puts the G in Geriatric

Meet Gale, or should I use her stage name; Aunt Gale. She's the baddie with the Addy.

Woman Arrested After Faking Her Own Kidnapping in 2016

During the time of her alleged kidnapping, she was staying with her ex-boyfriend and had harmed herself to make the events seem more authentic.

Ukrainian Farmers Having a Blast Yoinking Russian Tanks

NASCAR Driver’s Mansion Looks Just like Bass Pro Shop and It's Getting Appropriately Roasted

Apparently if your name is Tony Stewart there are only two personality traits. Liking NASCAR and going fishing. That's about it

Popular Twitch Streamer Amouranth is Selling Farts in Jars for $1000

Amouranth, or Kaitlyn Siragusa, the popular ASMR, hot tub, cosplayer Twitch streamer is working her way to cornering every strange market in the country.

Australia is Underwater As the Worst Flood in Decades Drowns Restaurants and Gas Stations

Brisbane, Australia was hit with nearly 32 inches of rainfall over 6 days. Creeks and rivers swelled leading to the worst flooding in nearly a decade.

Anthony Mackie to Star in ‘Twisted Metal’ Series, and 8-Year-Old Me Is Ecstatic

The hit PlayStation franchise, 'Twisted Metal' is coming to television.

Ukraine Soldiers Who Told Russian Warship 'Go F**k Yourself' Are Alive and Well

Two-Time Lottery Winner ‘Still Trying to Spend Previous Prize Money'

Long Island resident, Juan Hernandez is set for life after (once again) winning the New York State Lottery.

‘Russian Warship, Go F**k Yourself’ Final Words of 13 Heroic Ukrainian Soldiers

Thirteen Ukrainian soldiers are to be given the Hero of Ukraine medal after laying down their lives defending Zmiinyi Island, or Snake Island as it is more commonly known.

Legendary 'Ghost of Kyiv' Fighter Pilot Credited With Six Destroyed Aircraft in Single Day

'The Ghost of Kyiv' is what they're calling the rumored Ukrainian fighter pilot who has been credited with six (perhaps even seven) air-to-air kills with his MiG-29 Fighter Jet, an unprecedented feat.

Mixed Reactions After Victoria Secret Hires First Ever Model With Down's Syndrome

Sofia Jirau is a 24-year-old model from Puerto Rico with Down's syndrome who recently became the first model for Victoria's Secret with the genetic disorder.

Gen Z’s Collective Brain Explodes When They Discover Judd Apatow

We're getting f**king old.

Insanely Fat Black Bear, Hank the Tank, Terrorizing Lake Tahoe and Evading Police

Hank the Tank has broken into almost 40 homes since July and evaded Fish & Wildlife for months.

Kanye's Insane Listening Party Included Setting Himself on Fire and Remarrying Kim

Kanye or 'Ye' as we're supposed to refer to him now, had a listening party last night and here's everything that went down.

Poppy Corby-Tuech Is Vinda, and We Don’t Know WTF That Means

Meet French-British actress Poppy Corby-Tuech. Yes that's her given name. Her full name is actually Poppy Colette Corby-Tuech but things got very complicated for the internet real quick.

Fake Diamond Heir Pretends Assassins Chasing Him, Swindles Millions Out of Tinder Dates

Shimon Hayut, who goes by Simon Leviev online, is being accused of operating a Ponzi scheme through dating apps, specifically Tinder.

Elon Musk Deletes Hitler Meme After Getting Response From Auschwitz Memorial Museum

Musk quickly deleted the tweet after it received a backlash of angry comments and thousands of dislikes.

Olympic Skier's Penis Froze During Final Race

Remi Lindholm reportedly froze his penis during the final Men's Cross Country skiing event -- and it wasn't his first frozen-penis-rodeo either.

The Internet Celebrates Twos-Day, Tuesday 2/22/22

Today's date, 22/02/2022 is significant in that it is both an ambigram and a palindrome. It can be read forwards, backwards, and upside down.