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TikToker Reports Door Dash Worker For Ignoring No-Contact Delivery, Gets Him Fired

@bailesb12 said her boyfriend tested positive for COVID-19 and that he had been in quarantine for the past few days. She wanted to do something nice for him by buying him snacks and hydrating drinks like Gatorade and Vitamin Water. The trouble started

5 Fascinating Things We Never Realized about Meat Loaf (The Person)

We lost a legend this week. Meat Loaf died at the age of 74. But he wasn't just a singer, there was much more to the man than we realized.

Crypto Group Blows 2 Million on Dune Bible Thinking It Would Give Them Copyrights, It Didn't

A group of very big-brained individuals known as the Spice DOA (Decentralized Autonomous Organization) forked over €2.66M for a "rare copy of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s story bible for Dune."

Epic Emo Music Festival Announced, Gets Meme Treatment

The festival lineup to end all festival lineups.

Italian Senate Accidentally Streams 'Final Fantasy' Porn

Italian senators were horrified by a 30-second clip of FFVII character Tifa Lockheart enjoying some eggplant. Italian police will surely investigate the incident from every angle.

Ninja Threatens Pokimane With a Lawsuit After Twitch Raid

Further proof that having millions of dollars does not make you an adult.

Portland Pickle Tickles Twitter with Pickle Pics

Dillon T. Pickle - short for Dillion The Pickle - is in hot gherkin water after an unsolicited d*ck pic went viral on twitter.

Microsoft Buying Activision Blizzard for $67 Billion, Disgraced CEO Kotick to Remain

British Dude Throttled Online after Posting Food Pic at Soccer Match

British people continue to amaze the world with their garbage pail food.

The Moment Narco-Bard Chalino Sanchez Was Handed His Death Note

Chalino Sanchez was a Mexican folk singer known for his corridos, traditional ballads that told the stories of outlaws and criminals.

MGK Proposes to Megan Fox with Fugly Ring and Blood Drinking, Gets Roasted

Rapper Kodak Black Caught Putting on a Show at NHL Game

Dude was trying to get the puck deep that's for sure.

Man Rushes Cockpit and Destroys Controls Before Trying To Jump Out Pilot Window

The flight, originally scheduled to depart for Miami from the Ramón Villeda Morales International Airport in San Pedro Sula, Honduras, was delayed for over eight hours as the airline scrambled to replace the plane.

Twitter Confuses Serial Killer Robert Durst with Singer Fred Durst

Leave it to the internet to mix up a deceased real estate mogul/murderer with a nu metal band singer who's alive and well.

LAPD Upholds 2017 Firing of Officers Who Ignored Robbery Call To Catch Snorlax in Pokemon GO

Two LAPD police officers are to remain fired after a court upheld their 2017 termination for ignoring a call for backup to a robbery-in-progress to instead chase a Snorlax outside their beat area in Pokemon GO.

Guster Drummer Shares Epic Tour Story Proving Bob Saget Was the GOAT

Guster once played a show down the street from where Bob Saget was doing stand-up, and the rest is history.

Guy Gets Shredded Online For His Clubbing Shirt

He never stood a chance.

Britney Spears Posting Nudes On Instagram Is Every Millennial’s Dream Come True

Britney Spears is living her best life since being released from her father's conservatorship.

Jared Fogle Makes First Statement From Jail Since Conviction, Quotes Shawshank Redemption

Disgraced Subway sleaze Jared Fogle has released his first statement since his 2015 conviction on child pornography charges and paying for sex with an underage girl.

NASCAR Officially Denies 'Let's Go Brandon' Themed Car

Brandon Brown, whose name started the popular catchphrase, 'Let's Go Brandon', signed a deal last month with LGBcoin.ion (Let's Go Brandon Coin) and recently tried to get his new sponsored car into official NASCAR races.

The Top 20 Featured Articles from the Past Year

'Nevermind' Baby's Child Porn Lawsuit Dismissed by Judge

Hardly a surprising verdict, but there's still a chance to escalate.

Reality-Star-Turned-Gas-Passer Retires after near ‘Fart Attack'

If you're into jarred farts, hospitalization, and NFTs boy do we have a story for you.

RadioShack to Return as Crypto Platform Under Tai Lopez

Antonio Brown Quits Mid-Game, Throws Equipment Then Throws Deuces

The Antonio Brown rollercoaster ride may finally be over.