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Small, Suburban Town Sick of Getting Insulted by Punk Bands

"Stop blaming me for not getting laid in high school."

Marvel Was Right All along, 'Expert' Witness from Ohio Suggests Vaccines Are Magnetizing Humans

Welcome to Ohio. The home of Cedar Point, Skyline Chili, and this doctor who thinks that COVID vaccines are magnetizing human beings through 5G towers.

What's Sadder Than an Over-the-Pants Handy? How about Listening to Pop Punk Emo Songs during the Deed

Ahh, a tradition as old as time. But let's get real, we're living in the 21st century. Isn't it about time we designate certain songs for certain sexual activities? Well we've done just that.

Injustice 2 Mobile Celebrates Pride With "Queer Bashing" Event, Issues Apology

The company has since released an apology after a failed attempt to spotlight queer gamers, specifically, their own queer characters.

Florida Doesn't Care What You Think about It, Cletus Driving Boat Yeets Himself Out of Lake

Florida is like the place you hear about in fairytales. You'll never go there, but you've heard stories. What else is there to say at this point?

Since West Virginia's COVID Vaccine Prize Is a Gun, We Came up with Prizes for Each State

Every state's COVID-19 vaccination prizes (in alphabetical order.)

Has Jake Paul Bitten Off More Than He Can Chew With UFC Champ?

Reviews For Philippines' Mt. Clitoris Don't Disappoint

Because Lake Titicaca is *so* last year.

Dream Admits to Cheating During His World Record Minecraft Speedrun

Dream has finally come clean about his world-recording setting Minecraft speedrun, which he says he broke by using a mod he didn't know was on his computer.

'Days of Thunder' Deserves Its Own Drinking Game, So We Created One

Chubby Aloy Triggers Alpha Male Meltdown

Aloy has caused rot in the brains of men.

A YouTube Bodybuilder Has Gone Deeply Insane

Sega's First Ever Sonic Central Felt Like a Fever Dream

Long have Mario and Sonic been compared to one another, and you'd be wrong to argue that the last 20-years of gaming has belong to anyone but the mustached plumber, but the next 25-years might belong to the blue blur.

Gamer Beats GTA V in Nine Hours Without Taking Any Damage

Another record added to the big book of, "wow, I can't believe how worthless, this achievement is", but congrats bro, or sorry that happened.

For Those about to Rock We Salute You, Kevin Clark Dead at Age 32

Auntie Anne's Is Fresh AF, So We Ranked the Top 10 Menu Items

Harambe Jerseys to Honor the Sweet Prince, Subtle "F*** You" to That Kid Who Ended His Life

Jake Paul Held a Golf Cart Race Through a Protected Nesting Ground of Endangered Sea Turtles

Johnny Knoxville Wore a Butler, PA T-Shirt and I Geeked Out

Millennials Love the Song "Peaches" and It's Nothing to Be Ashamed Of

TikTok Lunacy Reaches Apex as Chlorophyll Water Worshipped

Indie Video Games on Kickstarter Worth Your Money

Interesting virtual, exercise, tabletop, and Zoom games which are accepting Kickstarter contributions until July 2021

Twitch Announces Pools, Hot Tubs, and Beaches Category - Says it Will Not Ban Hot Women

Twitch is fighting for your right to simp!

Looks like Robot Strippers Are Here to Stay

Kentaro Miura, Berserk Creator, Dies Unexpectedly